Parsnip Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 It's that time of year again where i have to think of some s*** to buy the wife. Nobody is worse at gift buying than me. Any of you old romantic b******* got a genius idea i can steal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Pandora, years of birthdays, anniversary and Xmas sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Flowers from the Petrol Station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 minute ago, David said: Flowers from the Petrol Station Microwave Xmas meal for one. Might want to get yourself one too in case she doesn't see the funny side to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: Microwave Xmas meal for one. Might want to get yourself one too in case she doesn't see the funny side to it. Have hers if she don’t like it ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 33 minutes ago, Parsnip said: It's that time of year again where i have to think of some s*** to buy the wife. Nobody is worse at gift buying than me. Any of you old romantic b******* got a genius idea i can steal? Sex shop gift vouchers. Always goes down well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdave85 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Book her into a spa day with a mate You come across caring and generous You also get a day free to go watch the Rams or whatever. Win Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 25 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: Always goes down well. She does, but how the hell do you know?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Bromley council are selling garden waste wheeliebins for £60 with a years worth of collections thrown in. See if your local council do something similar. A present that lasts right through to next Christmas, what more could she wish for. PS Be a bugger to wrap, so probably best to forget about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Parsnip said: She does, but how the hell do you know?!?! Who do you think taught her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, rynny said: Who do you think taught her? She likes a cockney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: She likes a cockney You have funny shaped knees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Does her lawnmower need replacing or any of her tools? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 A nice tea towel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 3 hours ago, rynny said: You have funny shaped knees? Got a massive knee with a kink in it me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 26 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: Got a massive knee with a kink in it me. So you're a kinky cockney then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 2 hours ago, bcnram said: Does her lawn need replacing ? Ladyshave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Bet you wish you'd never asked now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Thinking of treating the other half to a hot tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, G STAR RAM said: Thinking of treating the other half to a hot tub. Hey that's not bad! I bet B&M Bargains do one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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