Parsnip Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 7 hours ago, Karl Shaw said: Jewellery maybe? Vajazzle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Please can someone come up with an idea for Mrs Parsnip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 4 hours ago, coneheadjohn said: Please can someone come up with an idea for Mrs Parsnip A husband who knows what she likes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 4 hours ago, coneheadjohn said: Please can someone come up with an idea for Mrs Parsnip I took the thinking cap off when Mrs Parsnip was revealed as a F***** fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 58 minutes ago, reveldevil said: I took the thinking cap off when Mrs Parsnip was revealed as a F***** fan. 58 minutes ago, reveldevil said: I took the thinking cap off when Mrs Parsnip was revealed as a F***** fan. 1 hour ago, G STAR RAM said: A husband who knows what she likes? Imagine,it’s for Mrs Cone,a loyal Rams fan?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 How about some nice underwear...stockings, suspenders and maybe matching high-heels? I am sure she will love wearing them and appreciate the kind gesture. Of course you will also get some good christmas cheer from seeing her in them. Cheers and good festive health to you sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, TimRam said: How about some nice underwear...stockings, suspenders and maybe matching high-heels? I am sure she will love wearing them and appreciate the kind gesture. Of course you will also get some good christmas cheer from seeing her in them. Cheers and good festive health to you sir. If she's from Notts that's probably her work clothes. Obviously not Mrs parsnip though...no disrespect etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 54 minutes ago, coneheadjohn said: Imagine,it’s for Mrs Cone,a loyal Rams fan?? Ok. If the circumstances allow, how about a couples spa day? Gives you a chance to reconnect as a couple, after all its easy to lose sight of why you're together in the midst of normal family life, all talk of the outside world banned for the day, come back rejuvenated. Just don't roll over after the joint massage, point to your crotch, and tell them one of them has to finish it off, it's frowned upon, apparently. If thats not possible, book her and her best friend a spa day. Make it a proper day mind, not a cheapo one at a local Premier Inn. Sort transport out for them too, a nice executive car there and back, and make up your own voucher for the day to present to the missus on Christmas morning, so you don't have to nail down a day in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 hour ago, GboroRam said: If she's from Notts that's probably her work clothes. Bit stereotypical. Although that is how we met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 4 hours ago, G STAR RAM said: A husband who knows what she likes? She wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 hour ago, reveldevil said: Gives you a chance to reconnect as a couple Good god man none of us want that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 2 hours ago, reveldevil said: Ok. If the circumstances allow, how about a couples spa day? Gives you a chance to reconnect as a couple, after all its easy to lose sight of why you're together in the midst of normal family life, all talk of the outside world banned for the day, come back rejuvenated. Just don't roll over after the joint massage, point to your crotch, and tell them one of them has to finish it off, it's frowned upon, apparently. If thats not possible, book her and her best friend a spa day. Make it a proper day mind, not a cheapo one at a local Premier Inn. Sort transport out for them too, a nice executive car there and back, and make up your own voucher for the day to present to the missus on Christmas morning, so you don't have to nail down a day in advance. Probably a really good idea mate but not just at the moment. I will bear it in mind though,with the slutty underwear suggestion as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 13 hours ago, coneheadjohn said: Probably a really good idea mate but not just at the moment. I will bear it in mind though,with the slutty underwear suggestion as well. But what about for her?. badum tish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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