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Nuneaton incident


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Supposedly the guy arrested dabbles in cannibalism, and has a particular fetish for women living under vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience.  Sisters can sleep easy tonight. There will be no Nuneaten in Nuneaton tonight.

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18 minutes ago, i-Ram said:

Supposedly the guy arrested dabbles in cannibalism, and has a particular fetish for women living under vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience.  Sisters can sleep easy tonight. There will be no Nuneaten in Nuneaton tonight.

How long you been working on that one?

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6 minutes ago, Moist One said:

heard a rumour, not sure how true, that this guy went to confront his wife (for whatever reason!), who works at the place, only to discover she was on a different shift!

Must be from Derby, had no Plan B.

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2 hours ago, StivePesley said:

I bet those alt.right chaps who were twitching at their keyboards waiting for this to be declared an islamic terrorist incident feel right turkeys now

 

1 hour ago, GboroRam said:

Gutted, even.

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