BathRam72 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Ok first time starting a topic so not sure if this is in the right area. As my name suggests I live near Bath and travel to Sunderland is out of the question after work on Friday. So I told my wife that I am reserving the big screen tv to watch the game. "Who is playing?" She asked. So I duly pointed out that we are playing in the season opener and that the rest of the league kicks off on Saturday followed by the premiership the following week. To which she says "So the real football starts the week after Is this grounds for divorce? Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, BathRam72 said: Ok first time starting a topic so not sure if this is in the right area. As my name suggests I live near Bath and travel to Sunderland is out of the question after work on Friday. So I told my wife that I am reserving the big screen tv to watch the game. "Who is playing?" She asked. So I duly pointed out that we are playing in the season opener and that the rest of the league kicks off on Saturday followed by the premiership the following week. To which she says "So the real football starts the week after Is this grounds for divorce? I don't know about the divorce law aspect, but it's sufficient grounds to rule out the CPS making any murder charge. Plead guilty to manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility, good legal team, sympathetic jury, and you'll be out in time for the new manager bounce in March. Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 No, it's an opportunity to improve understanding and build deeper communication between you - she can share the experience of watching the Rams on telly and become one with the Keogh. Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 I'm not sure where this should have been posted but it is a grave situation. Maybe @Bilbo is your man for this delicate problem. Myself, I think it's more a case of her being in the dark vis-a-vie the joy of being a Ramsfan. I suggest you buy her favourite tipple, nice goodies to eat, be they chocolates, savouries or whatever her fancy is and enlighten her watching the game together. Failing that, yeah, she's got to go. Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 But Forest are playing on Friday too, so we are not the only ones playing the season opener. Maybe she's a closet Red Dog. could be a nice screen shot of the table if we end up top and they end up bottom after Friday night. Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 The perfect marital bliss conversation... "You think more of Derby County than you do of me." "I think more of Nottingham Forest than I do of you." Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 This is an appalling show from BathRams. Weak and narrowminded. Everyone knows the season started last Thursday when Everton played Fc Rydogodhsgwuvohnagicj in the Europa League. Or at least that's what I told Mrs Bilbo as I went to the pub to watch it. My advice now, book tomorrow off work, drive to Sunderland, go to the match. Then go on a bender for 8 days and come back at 16:45 on Saturday when the "real football" has started. Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashz09 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I actually thought this was going to be a serious thread.. After all this time I still haven't quite grasped this Forum have I >.<. Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I think you should take long, hard look at yourself. Marry a woman who doesn't know what real football is... grounds for a banhammer, I say Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 23 minutes ago, Ashz09 said: I actually thought this was going to be a serious thread.. After all this time I still haven't quite grasped this Forum have I >.<. Nope... Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyD Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 21 hours ago, BathRam72 said: Ok first time starting a topic so not sure if this is in the right area. As my name suggests I live near Bath and travel to Sunderland is out of the question after work on Friday. So I told my wife that I am reserving the big screen tv to watch the game. "Who is playing?" She asked. So I duly pointed out that we are playing in the season opener and that the rest of the league kicks off on Saturday followed by the premiership the following week. To which she says "So the real football starts the week after Is this grounds for divorce? Your wife sounds very witty and knowledgeable What is the problem ? Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I'd kick her in the vag, and tell her to get back in the kitchen!!! Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1292994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 35 minutes ago, ramsbottom said: I'd kick her in the vag, and tell her to get back in the kitchen!!! What colours the sky in your world mate? ? Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1293048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 3 hours ago, BobbyD said: Your wife sounds very witty and knowledgeable What is the problem ? Attractive too. I've got no chance have I!!! Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1293257 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Take her up the Arsenal. Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1293262 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 22 hours ago, Bilbo said: This is an appalling show from BathRams. Weak and narrowminded. Everyone knows the season started last Thursday when Everton played Fc Rydogodhsgwuvohnagicj in the Europa League. Or at least that's what I told Mrs Bilbo as I went to the pub to watch it. My advice now, book tomorrow off work, drive to Sunderland, go to the match. Then go on a bender for 8 days and come back at 16:45 on Saturday when the "real football" has started. And miss the Grimsby match and David's BBQ? Damn half fans. I'm sorry Bathram but this is clearly grounds for divorce - unreasonable behaviour. It's your house, your widescreen TV and you are the master in your own home. I've been married three times and I should know. The current Mrs Ilkley agrees. Or I think that's what she meant. Link to comment https://dcfcfans.uk/topic/26737-grounds-for-divorce/#findComment-1293282 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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