StringerBell Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Are people actually talking about football instead of making penis puns? (inappropriate penis related emoji) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninos Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Angry Ram said: Irish pen I laughed aloud at just how feeble this joke was - your poorest attempt at humour ever which made it even more funny due to the utter limpness of it all a pint of harp Guinness or murphys on me - your call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon the ram 2009 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Le Tissier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninos Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Have anyone who doesn't tear his knee ligament, pull his hamstring or slip on an imaginary John Terry banana take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinder Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 10 hours ago, Derbylad92 said: We have had 3 penis in pre season scored 1 missed 2 who do you think should take our penos? Personally I can't believe big tom ain't taking them Well ... Johnson is American slang for penis so maybe he should be the one giving the penis. As for who should take the penis, I think "Iekchi Anya" is the noise I would make if I took the penis, so it should probably be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Millenniumram said: Chris Martin is without doubt one of the worst penalty taking strikers I've ever seen, if he's taking them we ain't scoring many. No power, no height on them, I'm pretty sure he's missed a hell of a lot more than he's scored. Damn good player but he can't take a penalty to save his life. Dunno who we've got who can take them tbh, Bryson is s**** at them as well, Russell ain't much better either. Weimann maybe? Vydra if he's on the field? Either that or huddlestone. Idiakez was worse surely, if he could have taken a penalty from 30 yards he would have done better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Paul71 said: Idiakez was worse surely, if he could have taken a penalty from 30 yards he would have done better. He had a 100% conversion rate in the league with us according to the stats I've found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, Millenniumram said: He had a 100% conversion rate in the league with us according to the stats I've found Thats weird cause my memory is he was awful, but you are right he does seem to have scored them all. Maybe it was cups i dont know. One memory I have is him being awful and I knew he would miss that southampton penalty... Guess it goes to show how anecdotal memories can be at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilsonram12 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Martin then if he misses try Bryson again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Ninos said: I laughed aloud at just how feeble this joke was - your poorest attempt at humour ever which made it even more funny due to the utter limpness of it all a pint of harp Guinness or murphys on me - your call Perfection is hard 100% of the time ? Im here all week though ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampant Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 In order of preference: Huddlestone Nugent Forsyth Thorne Vydra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Millenniumram said: Just looked it up, you're right but only just! 57% conversion rate, that's abysmal imo given that he's taken 15 A conversion rate of 57% from 15 suggests Chrissy Martin has bagged eight and a half successful pens in his time. Which is as unusual as it is unimpressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 9 minutes ago, Carl Sagan said: A conversion rate of 57% from 15 suggests Chrissy Martin has bagged eight and a half successful pens in his time. Which is as unusual as it is unimpressive. Alright it was summat like 57.4 Mr pedantic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Millenniumram said: Alright it was summat like 57.4 Mr pedantic! Scoring 9/15 would be 60% while 8/15 would be 53.3% You're groping around in a mathematical no man's land! I've sometimes been a maths editor for my sins so I can't help but check these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Carl Sagan said: Scoring 9/15 would be 60% while 8/15 would be 53.3% You're groping around in a mathematical no man's land! I've sometimes been a maths editor for my sins so I can't help but check these things. It was 8/15 Don't blame you mate I'm a maths man myself, should be set to do it at uni so would normally check but couldn't be arsed today, it's been a long one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Kinder said: Well ... Johnson is American slang for penis so maybe he should be the one giving the penis. As for who should take the penis, I think "Iekchi Anya" is the noise I would make if I took the penis, so it should probably be him. That is so wrong, such a disturbing mental image that will take weeks to get rid of i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Vegas Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 It's amazing how players can direct a 50-yard pass to feet with such regularity yet when it comes to penalties it's often hit closer to the centre than the post. I remember Ravanelli missing two on the spin in 1-0 defeats to Liverpool and Newcastle in our PL relegation season. Both times he hit it at the same height in the same place. Just aim high. Any penalty at head height is almost unsavable. I'd forgive them for blazing one or two over the bar over the course of the season if it meant scoring 4 out of every 5 say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 As we have no consistent penalty taker, whoever wins it, takes it. No squabbles on the pitch. Typing this I'm realising what a great idea this is, makes it harder for keepers to swat up before the game when it's not a regular taker. Any professional footballer should have the ability to take a penalty. If they can't, cancel their contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Wisdom should take it. His first touch could burst the net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Doesn't matter who. Train them to do this: http://i.imgur.com/jew6WMO.gifv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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