Millenniumram Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 That goal was clearly offside, no arguements from anyone in the ground or the players themselves I wouldn't have thought, however the first pen imo was stonewall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 15 minutes ago, MrsRam said: You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes! BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE! Get out, get out now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inglorius Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 18 minutes ago, B4ev6is said: I am not a troll what ever that means It was a compliment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Just now, Boycie said: Get out, get out now! Ha, I will....got the shoes anorl....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimeram Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 You will not like Angry when he is angry..........he is Dr David Banner really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Inglorius said: It was a compliment Troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 34 minutes ago, MrsRam said: We need to get the salt and pepper pots out.... It's about time someone gave B4 a condiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, sage said: It's about time someone gave B4 a condiment. You're back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, sage said: It's about time someone gave B4 a condiment. No season why not......... sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Just now, Boycie said: You're back! and front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Just now, MrsRam said: No season why not......... sorry. Sorry, that's bad taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Give it thyme... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 This thread has cheered me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4ev6is Posted September 10, 2016 Author Share Posted September 10, 2016 I dont get it or understand it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 14 minutes ago, B4ev6is said: I dont get it or understand it Just ignore it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, B4ev6is said: I dont get it or understand it I think that's what most of our players think about the game of football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utisbug Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Grow up, we were gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 B4 is right, it was onside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 8 hours ago, MrsRam said: You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes! BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE! Can I use this when I'm trying to explain offside-rule to random (female) visitors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Dimmu said: Can I use this when I'm trying to explain offside-rule to random (female) visitors? You can use it to explain just about anything... Meaning of life, it would probably sort out the Middle East as well. Shoes, who would have thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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