LesterRam Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 does she still need air bags fitted to her car ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 3 hours ago, LesterRam said: I don't understand this thread, what is this "cook" you speak of? It's code for 'ring Just Eat' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 3 hours ago, Daveo said: Afraid not but if you know her pass my number on don't forget to ask her how internet savvy she is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I can't believe there are 7 pages of moaning about your better halves. You have to have a fair division of labour him: washing up, walking dog, gardening, any decorating, visits into the loft, changing the duvet cover, any random car stuff, empty bins, but wheelie bins out, anything to do with technology, weekly shop, lifting heavy stuff, emptying dishwasher and anything else I can't or won't do. Me: cooking and looking fabulous. That seems entirely fair to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 1 hour ago, Ewe Ram said: I can't believe there are 7 pages of moaning about your better halves. You have to have a fair division of labour him: washing up, walking dog, gardening, any decorating, visits into the loft, changing the duvet cover, any random car stuff, empty bins, but wheelie bins out, anything to do with technology, weekly shop, lifting heavy stuff, emptying dishwasher and anything else I can't or won't do. Me: cooking and looking fabulous. That seems entirely fair to me. We need evidence to prove you are any good at your 2 jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I've thought long & hard for something I can moan about where my missus is concerned & so far the list consists of: 1. Failing to load the dishwasher in accordance with the correct procedure: i.e. Plates where bowls should be etc & mixing cutlery types. 2. Erm..... Must be a good sign, surely. Though I suppose that number 2 should really be: 2. Being really stupid: The only explanation as to why she puts up with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 24 minutes ago, ossieram said: We need evidence to prove you are any good at your 2 jobs. Obviously I am, he keeps on coming home and doing his little jobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I've got a cat that does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Very temperamental , ain't they , Women .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Well I can only type of mine but she'll quite enjoy a puff on the big pink Hamlet but if she catches me having a quick swig of milk straight from the container, she's off on one, I don't understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 hahaha, DPFDSH or whatever it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag zig Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 My missus has just text me to say she hopes I choke on my beer, as once again away enjoying myself whilst she has a garage door that's lifting in the gales and she doesn't feel safe. Aside from the fact my eldest is a black belt going for his 2nd Dan, she has some many locks, bolts and sensors working, part of me feels like I should send a mate round. The other part of me thinks it must be time to order another pint cos if I'm worrying about what she thinks I can't have had enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Really not much to moan about with my missus except for her criticism of my driving which is a bit rich from someone who has never even had a driving lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 17, 2015 Author Share Posted November 17, 2015 43 minutes ago, Zag zig said: My missus has just text me to say she hopes I choke on my beer, as once again away enjoying myself whilst she has a garage door that's lifting in the gales and she doesn't feel safe. Aside from the fact my eldest is a black belt going for his 2nd Dan, she has some many locks, bolts and sensors working, part of me feels like I should send a mate round. The other part of me thinks it must be time to order another pint cos if I'm worrying about what she thinks I can't have had enough. Continue drinking, when you roll in after the pubs closed apologise, tell her how many pints you attempted to choke on and failed. Then let her know you'll try again tomorrow night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 I've had a PlayStation 4 for around 2/3 weeks now, how many nights (whilst she is in) would you think would be acceptable to be playing before its classed as taking the piss and ignoring the missus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Daveo said: I've had a PlayStation 4 for around 2/3 weeks now, how many nights (whilst she is in) would you think would be acceptable to be playing before its classed as taking the piss and ignoring the missus? This is an absolute minefield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 10 minutes ago, Daveo said: I've had a PlayStation 4 for around 2/3 weeks now, how many nights (whilst she is in) would you think would be acceptable to be playing before its classed as taking the piss and ignoring the missus? Depends how many tv's you've got. but I'd say playing at night is a piss take anyway. Sup with in the day. You can record Jezza and watch it together at night before the soaps start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 2 TV's, both mine. One in the bedroom, one in the living room. I also pay for the Sky and BT Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Daveo said: 2 TV's, both mine. One in the bedroom, one in the living room. I also pay for the Sky and BT Internet. Who owns the tv's in irrelevant. Who pays the sky and bt is just a minor issue. its her that can cross her legs. Think on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 As you are at home all day and not out at work... Think you'll find time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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