ossieram Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 48 minutes ago, Daveo said: Yup, little family holiday. Having his knackers chopped off on Thursday so hopefully calm down a bit by then as well So he's going to hate you aswell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 2, 2015 Author Share Posted November 2, 2015 Just now, ossieram said: So he's going to hate you aswell! Already planned a life threatening illness for Thursday meaning I have to stay in bed and she will have to take him, when he returns I will have made a miraculous recovery and ask where the hell has he been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 At least the dog will have lost its ******** surgically, what's your excuse? Take my advice and always have the last words in an argument, "sorry sweetheart" normally works for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I get on very well with my dextera tua Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 1 hour ago, Daveo said: Already planned a life threatening illness for Thursday meaning I have to stay in bed and she will have to take him, when he returns I will have made a miraculous recovery and ask where the hell has he been. Just make sure you finish the washing up before she gets back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 2, 2015 Author Share Posted November 2, 2015 Just now, GboroRam said: Just make sure you finish the washing up before she gets back. I did. Almost left them to be an arse but thought I'd be the bigger man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Mine has a good moan from time to time. She has some strange ideas about what tasks I should do around the house. She doesn't even understand football. The last football match she watched was the 1990 world cup semi final and whenever she sees gazza she always mentions him crying. The only other people in football she knows are Gary Lineker, Nigel Clough and Billy Davies. The latter only because a woman in the local looked like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Sounds like the sort of ruck me and the missus used to have 15 years ago. Two kids, three houses, a few disasters and triumphs later and they're fewer and further apart. We've both learned to count to 10 before we kick off. I could stab her in the eye sometimes for not tidying up after she makes a sandwich, she has a problem with me about something, blah, I forget. Who makes a sandwich and leaves butter, bread, ham, crumbs, chopping board and bloody everything out on the sideboard and just leaves it for hours? Eh? Eh? Animals that's who. You can play hardball and always fight, or you can give and take and find an alternative release for the stress (football helps). It's got to be both parties giving a bit though or the relationship is doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 My missus is quick to pull out the male chauvinist card when i mention cooking, cleaning, or any other womens job, but is just as quick to tell me that certain jobs need to be done by me because it's a mans job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I've never argued with the wife in 16 years of marriage. I don't like to interrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 When my mrs is on one I just leave her to it, she will rant and rave for as long as she needs to, then realise she was in the wrong and apologise. She would look for an argument but I never respond, it winds her up more but calms her down quicker. Although you do need to be chilled out and be able to keep your cool no matter what she says and patience of a saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I'd dump her on the spot. No girlfriend is bigger than the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 13 minutes ago, rynny said: When my mrs is on one I just leave her to it, she will rant and rave for as long as she needs to, then realise she was in the wrong and apologise. She would look for an argument but I never respond, it winds her up more but calms her down quicker. Although you do need to be chilled out and be able to keep your cool no matter what she says and patience of a saint You've found the first woman in history to apologise, keep hold of her! Best I get is a grudging offer to make a coffee, or if she's been really naughty she'll offer to buy me something completely OTT, but an apology, never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 3 hours ago, ValeRam said: Cant believe how lucky you are I would hardly be out of the snooker hall if my missus was like that - playing not watching. There used to be a great place on Babbington lane up some dodgy stairway, straight out of the movies. You've just got a temporary case of "the grass is always greener" But surely there's no need to refer to her in such derogatory terms when describing your January week away My advice is invest in a dishwasher - Miehle is my recommendation Rileys....... I was up there 18hrs a day 1979-1986 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 7 minutes ago, froggg said: Rileys....... I was up there 18hrs a day 1979-1986 Still there but with new owners and name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 3 minutes ago, ossieram said: Still there but with new owners and name. Must pop up next time I'm over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Hope there's not a cue to get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 9 minutes ago, EastHertsRam said: Hope there's not a cue to get in. Oh gowd, don't start JW off! He's my tip for the next pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 2, 2015 Author Share Posted November 2, 2015 I felt like posting just to ruin your tip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Give it a rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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