Inverurie Ram Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 "He came in like a Wrecking Ball" "He never meant to start a war" "He came in like a Wrecking Ball" "He put you high up in the sky" "Our Cyrus Christie's gonna take us high" "He's DCFC till he dies........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 23 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said: "He came in like a Wrecking Ball" "He never meant to start a war" "He came in like a Wrecking Ball" "He put you high up in the sky" "Our Cyrus Christie's gonna take us high" "He's DCFC till he dies........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Cyrus, it's just like watching Cafu, just like watching Cafu, just like watching Cafu. In response to the Zamora chant - 'thanks to him, we're beating you!'(×2). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DcFc Dyycheee Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 He used to be *****, but now he's alright, walking in a Christie wonderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Oh la la la la, la la la la la, oh la la la la, la la la Christie To the tune of Tinie Tempah - Frisky? no? Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 5 hours ago, Chris Mills said: Oh la la la la, la la la la la, oh la la la la, la la la Christie To the tune of Tinie Tempah - Frisky? no? Okay. His threads are alright, but his chants are sh!te, walking in a Chris Mills wonderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Cyrus Christie football genius best since Darryl Powell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 On 30/10/2015 07:25:24, angieram said: Love Will but he's not playing at the moment. We desperately need something for Cyrus Christie. It was a bit embarrassing at Huddersfield when the others did something good and they got a chant. All we could do for Cyrus was clap! Hey Jude works for anybody as you can alter the rhythm at the end. We should use it for any of the players who haven't got a signature chant. For Cyrus Christie I always chant the chorus to 'Yellow River' because it's by Christie and it has the right number of syllables but I suspect nobody else has heard of it! I'll have a word with Kev Moore - see if Jeff will waive royalties (Kev's the resident bassist with Christie and wrote the brilliant 'Commons People' album about Derby County) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WamRam Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I know we've already got two songs for him but... Nobody actually knows the whole 'Chrissy Martin Derby's number 9' one. And the other one is awful ! To the same tune as Everton's 'We've got a diamond called Ross Barkely' We've got a striker called Chris Martin He came to Derby on a free He plays alongside Tom and Johnny And champions is what they're gonna be And when you're in white You score all f***ing night Chris Martin you're Derby, can't you see (excuse the last line I struggled with that part, any suggestions welcome!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 come on guys we are falling behind our peers...with all the witty members on this board!! 1. "His name is Rio and he watches from the stand" Rio Ferdinand faced this chant after he was banned for missing a drugs test in 2003, sung to the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran 2. "When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora" Fulham supporters on former goal-shy striker Bobby Zamora, sung to the tune of Dean Martin's 'That's Amore' 3. "You should have stayed on the telly" Alan Shearer suffered this chant when he stopped working on Match of the Day to take charge of Newcastle, but wasn't able to save them from being relegated 4. "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane" Liverpool fans salute their striker 5. "Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside" Manchester United fans singing about Liverpool forward Luis Suarez's large gnashers 6. "Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas" Scotland fans made this threat against Italy's cuisine in a Fifa World Cup qualifier in March 2007 7. "Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry" Sung to the tune of 'Lord of the Dance', Chelsea fans salute their Captain after his affair with former team-mate Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend 8. "John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew" Sung to the tune of 'Que Sera Sera' by Doris Day, this was the Villa fans' tribute to their player after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club in 2008 9. "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy" The Newcastle United fans heckling Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink back in his Chelsea days 10. "You only live round the corner" Fulham fans sing to Manchester United supporters during their 2-0 win in the 2008/9 season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyHudson Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 My favourite is still the one sung by AFC Wimbledon to MK Dons fans "Where were you when you were us?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagerbob Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 5 hours ago, LesterRam said: come on guys we are falling behind our peers...with all the witty members on this board!! 1. "His name is Rio and he watches from the stand" Rio Ferdinand faced this chant after he was banned for missing a drugs test in 2003, sung to the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran 2. "When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora" Fulham supporters on former goal-shy striker Bobby Zamora, sung to the tune of Dean Martin's 'That's Amore' 3. "You should have stayed on the telly" Alan Shearer suffered this chant when he stopped working on Match of the Day to take charge of Newcastle, but wasn't able to save them from being relegated 4. "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane" Liverpool fans salute their striker 5. "Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside" Manchester United fans singing about Liverpool forward Luis Suarez's large gnashers 6. "Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas" Scotland fans made this threat against Italy's cuisine in a Fifa World Cup qualifier in March 2007 7. "Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry" Sung to the tune of 'Lord of the Dance', Chelsea fans salute their Captain after his affair with former team-mate Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend 8. "John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew" Sung to the tune of 'Que Sera Sera' by Doris Day, this was the Villa fans' tribute to their player after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club in 2008 9. "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy" The Newcastle United fans heckling Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink back in his Chelsea days 10. "You only live round the corner" Fulham fans sing to Manchester United supporters during their 2-0 win in the 2008/9 season The number 8 you quote sounds like a one off, for when it was topical. Im pretty sure to the same tune it had different words for when they played us in 2007 and afterwards, I have family who are villa fans who would back this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramchop Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 7 hours ago, LesterRam said: come on guys we are falling behind our peers...with all the witty members on this board!! 1. "His name is Rio and he watches from the stand" Rio Ferdinand faced this chant after he was banned for missing a drugs test in 2003, sung to the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran 2. "When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora" Fulham supporters on former goal-shy striker Bobby Zamora, sung to the tune of Dean Martin's 'That's Amore' 3. "You should have stayed on the telly" Alan Shearer suffered this chant when he stopped working on Match of the Day to take charge of Newcastle, but wasn't able to save them from being relegated 4. "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane" Liverpool fans salute their striker 5. "Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside" Manchester United fans singing about Liverpool forward Luis Suarez's large gnashers 6. "Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas" Scotland fans made this threat against Italy's cuisine in a Fifa World Cup qualifier in March 2007 7. "Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry" Sung to the tune of 'Lord of the Dance', Chelsea fans salute their Captain after his affair with former team-mate Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend 8. "John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew" Sung to the tune of 'Que Sera Sera' by Doris Day, this was the Villa fans' tribute to their player after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club in 2008 9. "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy" The Newcastle United fans heckling Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink back in his Chelsea days 10. "You only live round the corner" Fulham fans sing to Manchester United supporters during their 2-0 win in the 2008/9 season 11. He parks where he wants...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 To sing at Cardiff City.......... "And if you tolerate this, then your children will be next"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Who parks where he wants? 9 minutes ago, Ramchop said: 11. He parks where he wants...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 12 minutes ago, LesterRam said: Who parks where he wants? The Park Keeper.......I think he's called Phil, used to a do a bit between the sticks for them cockerney hammers, after he'd trimmed a few bushes down at Loftus Road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I thought the tradition song to sing to cardiff was to "always defecate on the welsh side of the bridge". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I very much enjoyed singing "You car's to fast for for you" at Ronaldo in the league cup semi 2nd leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 5 hours ago, HeyHudson said: My favourite is still the one sung by AFC Wimbledon to MK Dons fans "Where were you when you were us?" Just thinking this through...Does it actually make sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robster1 Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 1 hour ago, Ramchop said: 11. He parks where he wants...? He's A***** W*****. he parks where he wants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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