Gypsy Ram Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 The year is 2138. Jake Buxton is England captain and half robot. Billy Davies STILL has unfinished business.And all forum posts are triple duplicates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 The year is 2138. Jake Buxton is England captain and half robot. Billy Davies STILL has unfinished business.I assume that's King Jacob of Buxton IV, the great-grandson of the original Bucko right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I assume that's King Jacob of Buxton IV, the great-grandson of the original Bucko right?No, it's the original Buxton. We've managed to keep him alive by slowly replacing every failed organ and limb with mechanical parts. Only his beefy thighs, lion heart, and woolly beard remain of the original man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 No, it's the original Buxton. We've managed to keep him alive by slowly replacing every failed organ and limb with mechanical parts. Only his beefy thighs, lion heart, and woolly beard remain of the original man.I don't think we needed to keep him alive, Bucko can't be killed. Rumour has it though that he plans to release his iron grip on life one day and allow his soul to return to the mother planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 The year is 2138. Jake Buxton is England captain and half robot. Billy Davies STILL has unfinished business.Is Billy still trapped in the giant jumbotron screen at the shitty ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Is Billy still trapped in the giant jumbotron screen at the shitty ground?Wow, you're definitely a relic from a time gone by. It's called the Billy Davies arena now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Wow, you're definitely a relic from a time gone by. It's called the Billy Davies arena now.You can't beat the classics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 McClaren the farce goes onBy BloomeramUpdated Friday, 22nd May 2015Views: 1421Derby County RSS FeedFollowing our article last evening on the sacking of the Rams chief coach. We now learn it is far from over for McClarenWe informed everyone last night that Steve McClaren was no more the head coach/manager at the Ipro Stadium.Things however have taken a new course. We believe the CEO of Derby County Sam Rush and soon to be major share holder and Chairman, Mel Morris, asked McClaren to resign, saving the club compensation on a lucrative contract that still has two seasons to run with Derby.McClaren and his agent were not in the mood to resign, hence the stalemate we now find in matters surrounding the position of Steve McClaren...It is expected that McClaren may be touted around the clubs thought to be interested in him a couple of months ago, when it is thought this farce and the Rams downward form started. It is likely that Rush and Morris were unimpressed by McClarens apparent retisance to give a simple answer to whether he was staying at the club or wanted to go.All eyes are now still on the club for some kind of statement as to what exactly is going on inside the boardroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nijul_cluff Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 McClaren the farce goes onBy BloomeramUpdated Friday, 22nd May 2015Views: 1421Derby County RSS FeedFollowing our article last evening on the sacking of the Rams chief coach. We now learn it is far from over for McClarenWe informed everyone last night that Steve McClaren was no more the head coach/manager at the Ipro Stadium.Things however have taken a new course. We believe the CEO of Derby County Sam Rush and soon to be major share holder and Chairman, Mel Morris, asked McClaren to resign, saving the club compensation on a lucrative contract that still has two seasons to run with Derby.McClaren and his agent were not in the mood to resign, hence the stalemate we now find in matters surrounding the position of Steve McClaren...It is expected that McClaren may be touted around the clubs thought to be interested in him a couple of months ago, when it is thought this farce and the Rams downward form started. It is likely that Rush and Morris were unimpressed by McClarens apparent retisance to give a simple answer to whether he was staying at the club or wanted to go.All eyes are now still on the club for some kind of statement as to what exactly is going on inside the boardroom.I read this so quick i misread the last word as bedroom haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 You can't beat the classics. Makes a change from reading gas meters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 McClaren the farce goes onBy BloomeramUpdated Friday, 22nd May 2015Views: 1421Derby County RSS FeedFollowing our article last evening on the sacking of the Rams chief coach. We now learn it is far from over for McClarenWe informed everyone last night that Steve McClaren was no more the head coach/manager at the Ipro Stadium.Things however have taken a new course. We believe the CEO of Derby County Sam Rush and soon to be major share holder and Chairman, Mel Morris, asked McClaren to resign, saving the club compensation on a lucrative contract that still has two seasons to run with Derby.McClaren and his agent were not in the mood to resign, hence the stalemate we now find in matters surrounding the position of Steve McClaren...It is expected that McClaren may be touted around the clubs thought to be interested in him a couple of months ago, when it is thought this farce and the Rams downward form started. It is likely that Rush and Morris were unimpressed by McClarens apparent retisance to give a simple answer to whether he was staying at the club or wanted to go.All eyes are now still on the club for some kind of statement as to what exactly is going on inside the boardroom.Isn't this Derby Mad's editor? The one that's often day's behind the news? That does not count as an update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 McClaren the farce goes onBy BloomeramUpdated Friday, 22nd May 2015Views: 1421Derby County RSS FeedFollowing our article last evening on the sacking of the Rams chief coach. We now learn it is far from over for McClarenWe informed everyone last night that Steve McClaren was no more the head coach/manager at the Ipro Stadium.Things however have taken a new course. We believe the CEO of Derby County Sam Rush and soon to be major share holder and Chairman, Mel Morris, asked McClaren to resign, saving the club compensation on a lucrative contract that still has two seasons to run with Derby.McClaren and his agent were not in the mood to resign, hence the stalemate we now find in matters surrounding the position of Steve McClaren...It is expected that McClaren may be touted around the clubs thought to be interested in him a couple of months ago, when it is thought this farce and the Rams downward form started. It is likely that Rush and Morris were unimpressed by McClarens apparent retisance to give a simple answer to whether he was staying at the club or wanted to go.All eyes are now still on the club for some kind of statement as to what exactly is going on inside the boardroom.I have highlighted the nine instances where the article has translated "We guess" into journalist-speak, together with the one instance where basically they made an idiot (yes, it's that word again) of themselves.A classic example of 'wipe, sniff, write' if ever I saw one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I have highlighted the nine instances where the article has translated "We guess" into journalist-speak, together with the one instance where basically they made an idiot (yes, it's that word again) of themselves.A classic example of 'wipe, sniff, write' if ever I saw one.Does that count for SSN and the Daily Telegraph as well then who also think McClarens going .I only see troubles ahead for DCFC if McClarenstays and that's IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 What is going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Incredible what's being reported now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I have highlighted the nine instances where the article has translated "We guess" into journalist-speak, together with the one instance where basically they made an idiot (yes, it's that word again) of themselves.A classic example of 'wipe, sniff, write' if ever I saw one.How is that journalism, do you know what journalism - news reporting - is.That's the editor of a message board giving his take on the situation.Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Nice to see the board share the opinion of the ediotic fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovis aries Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Bet he has not spent his dosh from the scum yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Does that count for SSN and the Daily Telegraph as well then who also think McClarens going .I only see troubles ahead for DCFC if McClarenstays and that's IMO I highlighted vagueness of the 'report'. It was a classic example of having nothing to say and managing to occupy six paragraphs in doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 How is that journalism, do you know what journalism - news reporting - is.That's the editor of a message board giving his take on the situation.Jesus.Please find a single example of the word 'journalism' in what I wrote. I even went as far as saying 'translated into journalist-speak' to highlight the pointlessness of it. The fact that you failed to comprehend such a simple concept does not surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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