Dimmu Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Changing projector's lamp. So basicly light bulb conspiracy. And money and greediness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 having a big sausage but a small bladder is a pain. Especially on a night out on the lash. It's stressful having to wrestle it out of my jeans after every pint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 the fact that I somehow cannot manage to throw my mobile phone from 6 inches onto either the sofa or the bed without it somehow springing into life like some 14 year-old Romanian gymnast on the tumble mat, flipping, bouncing and jumping off the sofa/bed and landing on the floor! It's outrageous and totally defies the laws of physics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 having a big sausage but a small bladder is a pain. Especially on a night out on the lash. It's stressful having to wrestle it out of my jeans after every pint! Should probably keep your 'after a night out sausage' somewhere other than your pants so you can open your pants easier. That in mind, why do you keep an 'after a night out sausage' at all, surely you could get better food than a cold (or crotch temperature in your case) sausage after a night out. the fact that I somehow cannot manage to throw my mobile phone from 6 inches onto either the sofa or the bed without it somehow springing into life like some 14 year-old Romanian gymnast on the tumble mat, flipping, bouncing and jumping off the sofa/bed and landing on the floor! It's outrageous and totally defies the laws of physics. Hard body, elastic surface. I can actually explain what's happening in detail if you really want. It most certainly isn't "defying" the laws of the physics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Should probably keep your 'after a night out sausage' somewhere other than your pants so you can open your pants easier. That in mind, why do you keep an 'after a night out sausage' at all, surely you could get better food than a cold (or crotch temperature in your case) sausage after a night out. Hard body, elastic surface. I can actually explain what's happening in detail if you really want. It most certainly isn't "defying" the laws of the physics. Elastic surface? It's a sofa, not a funking trampoline!! It doesn't happen with the remotes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Elastic surface? It's a sofa, not a funking trampoline!! It doesn't happen with the remotes!Phones tend to be denser and have smaller edges. Can lead to some fun results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Outside a motel your staying in...some sketchy looking guy is walking around and looking highly suspicious. Need... to make sure me door is locked tonight. how's your arse this morning AR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 16, 2015 Author Share Posted February 16, 2015 Kids proms! So far this has cost over 200 quid for a end of school party, what's wrong with a disco in the school hall, a warm bottle of cider stashed round the back of the sports hall, and the possibility of sticky fingers if he's lucky? Sometimes I'm with the infidels when it comes to American influence spreading worldwide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Kids proms! So far this has cost over 200 quid for a end of school party, what's wrong with a disco in the school hall, a warm bottle of cider stashed round the back of the sports hall, and the possibility of sticky fingers if he's lucky? Sometimes I'm with the infidels when it comes to American influence spreading worldwide. My Senior prom,I bought my date a corsage,ride in limo,and my tux was quite pricy as well as I recall. It ended up being...a great night though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 16, 2015 Author Share Posted February 16, 2015 My Senior prom,I bought my date a corsage,ride in limo,and my tux was quite pricy as well as I recall. It ended up being...a great night though. I'll assume you got a ride in the limo on the way back, in that case money well spent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 My Senior prom,I bought my date a corsage,ride in limo,and my tux was quite pricy as well as I recall. It ended up being...a great night though. "... like warm apple pie..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buxtonslovechild Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I've been waiting my whole life for a thread such as this: 1. Americans who sate that they "saved our asses" in the war. 2. Americans who try and correct my spelling online. 3. Americans who won't shut up about the revolutionary war. 4. Most Americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I've been waiting my whole life for a thread such as this: 1. Americans who sate that they "saved our asses" in the war. 2. Americans who try and correct my spelling online. 3. Americans who won't shut up about the revolutionary war. 4. Most Americans. I think you meant to say 'state' not 'sate', and I am a huge fan of the Revolutionary War I must say. Oh and: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEL Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Oh I bloody love Mrs Doubtfire film that pic make me laugh lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buxtonslovechild Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I think you meant to say 'state' not 'sate', and I am a huge fan of the Revolutionary War I must say. Oh and: Oh, there's no need for that. It was just a spot of light ribbing. I am also a fan of certain events that took place in the revolutionary war, such as the Battle of Camden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Why some people do not understand how to park their vehicle or just don't give a ****.Oh yes I am so impressed with your big truck and do not care you parked it sideways and took up two spots meaning I had to park in next lot over. Dumbass b@stard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 The terrible spelling and grammar on football forums, not least this one. It's "should have" not "should of". Apostrophes either mean a missing letter (see "it's" above) or belonging to something. They don't signify plurals. Also, "you're" means "you are" whereas "your" means "belonging to you". And don't get me started on there/their/they're. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statham512 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 My Senior prom,I bought my date a corsage,ride in limo,and my tux was quite pricy as well as I recall.It ended up being...a great night though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buxtonslovechild Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 The Catholic Church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buxtonslovechild Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Also, the people who moan about the government, who don't the first thing about politics. Long live Maggie T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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