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Oh yes. I can understand it if you've just nearly crashed or if the captain has just copped off with the stewardess in the toilet but really.....

 

I heard the applause for the first time on a flight to Bratislava back in October. I wanted to know what was worth applauding. The landing was ****, we arrived late, the cabin crew couldn't be fecked and the captain, what an annoying voice.

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Replacing the lost thread, what irritates you?

I'll start with people who eat After Eights by slipping them out of their sleeves, leaving the empty sleeve behind in the box. This mindless act then leads to disappointment for others who may think there's a full box to choose from, when in reality it's just empty promise.

A more selfish act is hard to imagine, I'd bring back the birch for such offenders!

 

People who put empty packaging/bottles etc back in the cupboard/fridge etc., for the same reason. Grrrrr.

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I heard the applause for the first time on a flight to Bratislava back in October. I wanted to know what was worth applauding. The landing was sausage, we arrived late, the cabin crew couldn't be fecked and the captain, what an annoying voice.

 

my very first holiday to Faliraki, surrounded by pissed up teens and party monsters involved a flight where the whole plane erupted in whooping, cheering and applause when the plane landed. I thought all flights were like that, then landing back at East Mids, looked a bit silly whooping and cheering on my own..

 

I've flown about 30 times since and it's never happened again.

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the range display in the car telling me I have enough fuel to do 350 miles, then after using all of my SAFED driving skills to travel 50 miles, looking at the range display that now says I have enough fuel for 225 miles! Why lie to me?

there's a rust hole in the petrol tank.
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Joe gets a 'like' for point 3 alone - f**king hipsters.....

What irritates me? Mondays. I don't like them.....

 

Misappropriation of words.

 

"Hipsters" are not people - they are trousers.

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  • Yooofs who wear their jeans round their knee's.. (Little Angry are you reading this)?
  • Changing the names of my favourite sweets. WTF is a Snicker?
  • Anyone who does not drive a BMW.. Slackers, get a job..  :ph34r:
  • Middle lane hoggers.. (anyone who does not drive a BMW)  :ph34r:
  • Drivers who wear gloves.. 
  • Half n half scarfs..
  • Holiday brochures that bear no resemblance to the actual resort.
  • Bad customer service..
  • Over the top customer service.. Can I help you sir as soon as I walk into a shop!! NO YOU CAN'T!! OK!!
  • Men who moistuerise... I am guessing Boycie here and deff IRam.  :o
  • Haggling..
  • Stats people who try and bullshit me at work. 
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- The perennially offended

- Apple bandwagoners (couldn't care less about your tech)

- Cash for gold/pawn shops everywhere - how many druggies are there to support these?

- Smartphones - the single worst invention in human history - this provides a platform for people with no lives to inflict their work sadness on everyone else

- Any work benefits such as laptops, phones, cars etc. - to my benefit or yours?

- Champagne socialists

- Pints which cost

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  • Yooofs who wear their jeans round their knee's.. (Little Angry are you reading this)?
  • Changing the names of my favourite sweets. WTF is a Snicker?
  • Anyone who does not drive a BMW.. Slackers, get a job..  :ph34r:
  • Middle lane hoggers.. (anyone who does not drive a BMW)  :ph34r:
  • Drivers who wear gloves.. 
  • Half n half scarfs..
  • Holiday brochures that bear no resemblance to the actual resort.
  • Bad customer service..
  • Over the top customer service.. Can I help you sir as soon as I walk into a shop!! NO YOU CAN'T!! OK!!
  • Men who moistuerise... I am guessing Boycie here and deff IRam.  :o
  • Haggling..
  • Stats people who try and bullshit me at work. 

 

 

This! The other week whilst my car was being serviced I had to kill time so aimlessly wandered around some shops. In one shop I had 5 different staff members asking if I needed any help. All they managed to do was make me want to leave...which I did. Let me browse in peace!!

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This! The other week whilst my car was being serviced I had to kill time so aimlessly wandered around some shops. In one shop I had 5 different staff members asking if I needed any help. All they managed to do was make me want to leave...which I did. Let me browse in peace!!

Another thing is people ringing me after I have had a service asking me if I have 45 mins to complete the customer service survey..

Yep... Do one.

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