Rev Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Replacing the lost thread, what irritates you? I'll start with people who eat After Eights by slipping them out of their sleeves, leaving the empty sleeve behind in the box. This mindless act then leads to disappointment for others who may think there's a full box to choose from, when in reality it's just empty promise. A more selfish act is hard to imagine, I'd bring back the birch for such offenders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Life is hard sometimes. I'll give you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 1. The Americanization of England (You'll note the irony, unless you're American). Exhibit A) Hash browns on a full English. Exhibit B) Tax dodging coffee shops f**king everywhere. Not even the good kind you get in Amsterdam either. Nowadays everyone has to drink a Latte or a Mocha or an Espresso. Fair enough have a coffee but why do you have to have a litre of it at a time in a polystyrene cup with your name written on it in biro on the train. Drink it in the shop. You're not really so busy that you have to get high off caffeine on public transport while typing loudly at 300 words per second on your Apple Mac. You're not in Sex and the City or Friends so pack it in and be normal. Exhibit C) The way like everyone is, so like, totally self inflecting, like all the time. Exhibit D) Gotten. 2. When someone leaves the television remote control right next to the television. It was invented so that you don't have to leave your seat to change the channel! If I have to get up to get the control I might as well change the channel while I'm there. Leave it on the arm of the sofa! 3. Beards on twenty somethings. I don't mean a bit of stubble or a van Dyke, I mean those huge ugly, scruffy dirty looking Afghan shepherd beards. What are you doing? Once you hit mid-life crisis fair enough you should be free to indulge your inner Andrea Pirlo or Charles Darwin but at 22 you just look a nob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Joe gets a 'like' for point 3 alone - f**king hipsters..... What irritates me? Mondays. I don't like them..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Joe gets a 'like' for point 3 alone - f**king hipsters..... What irritates me? Mondays. I don't like them..... Are they not just boasting that at 20 something they can grow a luxuriant beard rather than just the bum fluff some of their contemporaries can only just manage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I don't drink coffee but I used to be so busy that I found myself eating a sub while running to the bus station. In the middle of my jog I realised I needed to change my prioraties. I understand very well people that take their coffee to go. I would also love to drink these Latte and Moccha coffees but I can't drink caffeine any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Are they not just boasting that at 20 something they can grow a luxuriant beard rather than just the bum fluff some of their contemporaries can only just manage? Probably, but there's no need to push the extreme and go all radical Muslim cleric on us. Why don't they get a f**king hook for a hand as well and go live in a b***ard cave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 football songs where a certain player is a w**ker and wears a "w**ker's hat". I'm pretty sure there's no such item as a w**ker's hat, therefore, the song makes no sense and should never be sang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshfieldRam Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 People who have started treating football as fashion show and judging people on their dress senses because of what they wear to a football match. Get real Away from football my biggest hate is old people driving! add to that people desperate to be famous on Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 football songs where a certain player is a w**ker and wears a "w**ker's hat". I'm pretty sure there's no such item as a w**ker's hat, therefore, the song makes no sense and should never be sang. There is such a thing as a w*nkers hat. See Pharrel Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I love a fvcking good rant; - Social media - The Daily Mail sidebar of shame - The Daily Mail - People that kick off if you call them mate whilst serving them their groceries. - Converse shoes - Hordes of women (and some men) stumbling around with countless primark bags, the true sign of a 'Broken Britain' - Young peoples apathetic attitude towards politics. - Mock outrage. Fvck off you soft cvnts - Peoples fascination with other peoples personal lives. - Reality TV - The really fit girl that i tend to see on nights out who has a 'friendly' bisexual boyfriend, ditch him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 football songs where a certain player is a w**ker and wears a "w**ker's hat". I'm pretty sure there's no such item as a w**ker's hat, therefore, the song makes no sense and should never be sang. To be fair, a lot of songs at football don't make much sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 To be fair, a lot of songs at football don't make much sense. To be fair, a lot of songs all together don't make much sense since Great Balls of Fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Passengers clapping when their plane lands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Grown men gossiping Colleagues moaning about fag breaks German cars Stuck up London girls Quilted jackets Modern buildings Sh*te music Amount of children in care Companies playing with human emotions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Passengers clapping when their plane lands What about the Ryan Air fan fair? Always a relief to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I tend to get irritated by driving/drivers. 1, When I realise my shoelace is somehow undone when driving. It's like I have to find a way of tying it up whilst driving. But am a safe driver so don't. 2, Idiots who do stupid things on the road, just to get one of two cars ahead in a the race to the slip road or exit. Earlier some moron cut across the chevrons to get in front of me exiting the motorway earlier. He could have killed us both, what was the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 What about the Ryan Air fan fair? Always a relief to hear that. Heard it about an hour ago (clap and fanfare) having just landed in Germany. I hate having to use Ryanair. Hateful, awful company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brazilianram Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Passengers clapping when their plane lands Wait.. this exists? But why? Why? Definitely cringe-worthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 football songs where a certain player is a w**ker and wears a "w**ker's hat". I'm pretty sure there's no such item as a w**ker's hat, therefore, the song makes no sense and should never be sang. Oh yes there is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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