notts_ram Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I thought all sane guys were trying to get out of the friend zone if its a girl we're talking about here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Grab her by the hand and tell her you want to show her something. Get in the car and drive to the nearest bridge overlooking train tracks. Pull out some binoculars and tell her that the Argo 126 Dynamic duo valve 2000 should be passing through any moment now and it's something you want to share with someone special. You can tie things up nicely by touching yourself as a train rolls by. That's optional. Nobody gets hurt. Can be friends in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 she's from Darley Abbey not normanton. Where's your manners? You should treat people equally, no matter where they are from (Okay, I'll give you Snottingham). By the way, I stick with my advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Grab her by the hand and tell her you want to show her something. Get in the car and drive to the nearest bridge overlooking train tracks. Pull out some binoculars and tell her that the Argo 126 Dynamic duo valve 2000 should be passing through any moment now and it's something you want to share with someone special. You can tie things up nicely by touching yourself as a train rolls by. That's optional. Nobody gets hurt. Can be friends in the future.that is not a locomotive? Did you mean the Pendalino? That's if the line had overheads of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 that is not a locomotive? Did you mean the Pendalino? That's if the line had overheads of course. Well I've daveogoogled to try and show off some train knowledge and I just can't find anything. Plus I've delivered a high quality gag in another thread and despite my excellent delivery it's bombed. I'm not going to carriage on posting my quality material. The audience just isn't there. Ive made a rail mess of things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Grab her by the hand and tell her you want to show her something. Get in the car and drive to the nearest bridge overlooking train tracks. Pull out some binoculars and tell her that the Argo 126 Dynamic duo valve 2000 should be passing through any moment now and it's something you want to share with someone special. You can tie things up nicely by touching yourself as a train rolls by. That's optional. Nobody gets hurt. Can be friends in the future. Solid advise. Equally you could buy a bear from Clintons (or Card Factory) cut it a little hole at, pull out some of the fluff and invite her round... walk her into your room, act all shocked and flustered and hide it (but make sure she's seen it) She'll never touch you again, promise or.. "http://www.chocolateseo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1337575154hulk-smash-gif" alt="1337575154hulk-smash-gif"> 'smash it' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2tups Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Is it? We used to use it in Hull all the time (if you've been to Hull you'd understand!) And Half Man Half Biscuit (from Tranmere) used it in Dickie Davies Eyes referring to the Flake advert A Romany bint in a field with her paints / Suggesting we faint at her beautyCommonly used by my Boro mates also.When not reading Michael Moorcock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Well I've daveogoogled to try and show off some train knowledge and I just can't find anything. Plus I've delivered a high quality gag in another thread and despite my excellent delivery it's bombed. I'm not going to carriage on posting my quality material. The audience just isn't there. Ive made a rail mess of thingsyou've hit the buffers I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted October 4, 2013 Author Share Posted October 4, 2013 It seems this thread has gone off track... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I'm not siding with him or her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Maybe you should conduct a poll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Maybe you should conduct a poll?ah! I see you like a pun, I can ticket or leave it mesen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilkoRam Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Will we get an update on what you choose? I'm not sure I like us all giving advice if we don't find out the outcome. If you do come back with daily updates I will bug your house etc and we will all watch events unfold like a real life Truman Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodleyRam Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Any footage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Whatever you decide to do, your friendship will never be the same. If she has asked you to be more than mates, then she has always wanted to be more than mates and has been waiting for the right time to ask you. Unless you think it could go long term and this is what you want, then you have to play with a straight bat and explain you just want to be mates. However, even the kindest rejection in the world is still a rejection and will eat away at her on some level, especially when you meet someone else at a later date. Any middle ground approach will end in failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 that is not a locomotive? Did you mean the Pendalino? That's if the line had overheads of course. Cooooorrrrrrrrr! http://m.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/story.html?aid=19859200 Just rubbing my sweaty hands on my thighs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezner Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Any help? Post her picture,and we will advise whether things should go further than a smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted October 5, 2013 Author Share Posted October 5, 2013 Post her picture,and we will advise whether things should go further than a smile no idea how to post a picture, but I'll change my avatar picture for a while for anyone that's wants to see now, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 no idea how to post a picture, but I'll change my avatar picture for a while for anyone that's wants to see now, I fear for you. So easily swayed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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