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Still banned from Blackpool! Derby fans be warned....

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CornwallRam

CornwallRam

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Surely, just get someone else to buy your ticket and then just keep a low profile - wear a cap.

I don't know what you look like and I'm sure most of the stewards haven't the first clue either. I doubt the have a catalogue of all banned fans to keep an eye out for...

That could be a problem...

 

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RamNut

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Mister oyston is a tw@t, is a tw@t, is a tw@t

Mister oyton is a tw@t

He hates flagman.......

Flagman!

There's only one flagman

There's only one flagman

There's only one flagman

Oh! We do like to be beside the seaside

We do like to be beside the sea!

But they like to ban you down at bloomfield road

Where the woofters say:

You're tiddely-om-pom-pom!

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Brammie Steve

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There's aa famous seaside place called Blackpool

That,s noted for sand, sea and fun,

And Mr and Mrs Ramsbeatem

Went there with young Nicky their son.

 

A grand little lad were our Nicky

All dressed in weird garb, strange to tell

With a flag with a Rams head emblazure

And "Nigel and Sammo!" as well!

 

They didn't think much to the tower,

The sea were a letdown anorl

There were no sharks and nobody drownded,

Fact nothing to laugh at at all.

 

Then, seeking for food and refreshment,

They entered the "Derby", a pub,

Where they'd Marstons, and Mitchells and Butlers

And even sold half decent grub!

 

The kick-off were rather unusual,

a Saturday, 3pm sharp!

The fans were all singing, quite loudly

Clough in and hey lads feed the Carp!

 

There were one great big steward called Errol

His face were all covered in zits.

And whenever summat upset him

He had those apoplexic fits!

 

"Excuse me" said Nicky politely

"I've come to watch game as you know,

With me flag and me Rams Flagman outfit...

Can you please tell me where I can go?"

 

Seems this were too much for old Errol

With rage he turned purple and blue,

Then taking his neck by the scruff he

Ejected Nick and his flag too!

 

"You can'do that to me" said Nicky

"Not after I've paid for me ticket"

"I can and I have pal" said "Errol"

"So just take your daft flag and stick it!"

 

The outcome were really surprising

The whole thing got well out of hand.

The Blackpool club supported Errol

And poor flagman Nicky got banned!

 

Then Mr and Mrs Ramsbeaten

Quite rightly when all's said and done

Complained to the Derby directors

'Bout how Blackpool had banished their son.

 

"There's nowt we can do" said directors.

"A club can ban just who they like.

And them as don 't likke it can lump it 

So you lot can get on yer bike!"

 

At that mother got proper blazing.

"We're coming back next year, just wait,

We'll all bring our flags and we'll wave 'em

And Rams 'll beat Blackpool nil eight!"

 

 

 

 

 

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derbydan

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That's **** Nick, hope it gets sorted and quickly.

 

 

As much as I agree with you mate, no rights have been violated they just don't want Nick in the ground. It's like a bar owner telling a group of lads that they're not welcome, they don't need to have a reason other than they don't want them in. It should be sorted easily enough though and if not f*ck 'em, everyone should just sing nasty songs about Blackpool's chairman for 90 minutes.

 

Mess with one ram, you mess with us all  :lol:

 

Haha the home fans will do that anyway they hate the oystons & their rapist dad who took an £11m payout from the club the year they got relegated despite not spending much on players / wages 

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TangerineArmy

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Haha the home fans will do that anyway they hate the oystons & their rapist dad who took an £11m payout from the club the year they got relegated despite not spending much on players / wages

Yes you aint wrong. Loads of dodgy stories to tell you but I think taking 11m out is up there with the selling the land for the travel lodge (opposite ground)to a company called Segesta (owned by Oyston) for 650k before agreeing a deal to buy it back for £6.5m with the influx of the Premier League money. It all stinks and although is not illegal is just immoral. So if you start some anti Oystons songs I'm sure we will join in.

As for the Stewards, first thing it doesn't help having a rubbish stand (again Oyston doing it on the cheap) with none league facilities, but they really are rsoles. So do watch it as they are happy to throw people out. I am sat behind the goal near you and we have had it when all the away fans have been stood up and us on the back rows have stood up (as at BFC we tend to all sit, don't ask why??)so straight away the stewards come up mob handed and tell us to sit down, so we then reply 'that no one is behind us and look at the away fans standing up' to which it kicks off, some get thrown out and the rest sit down.

Hope we get the win obviously but enjoy your trip, the Auctioneer on Lytham road (10 mins from ground) is friendly pub prior to the game.

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Phoenix

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There's aa famous seaside place called Blackpool

That,s noted for sand, sea and fun,

And Mr and Mrs Ramsbeatem

Went there with young Nicky their son.

 

A grand little lad were our Nicky

All dressed in weird garb, strange to tell

With a flag with a Rams head emblazure

And "Nigel and Sammo!" as well!

 

They didn't think much to the tower,

The sea were a letdown anorl

There were no sharks and nobody drownded,

Fact nothing to laugh at at all.

 

Then, seeking for food and refreshment,

They entered the "Derby", a pub,

Where they'd Marstons, and Mitchells and Butlers

And even sold half decent grub!

 

The kick-off were rather unusual,

a Saturday, 3pm sharp!

The fans were all singing, quite loudly

Clough in and hey lads feed the Carp!

 

There were one great big steward called Errol

His face were all covered in zits.

And whenever summat upset him

He had those apoplexic fits!

 

"Excuse me" said Nicky politely

"I've come to watch game as you know,

With me flag and me Rams Flagman outfit...

Can you please tell me where I can go?"

 

Seems this were too much for old Errol

With rage he turned purple and blue,

Then taking his neck by the scruff he

Ejected Nick and his flag too!

 

"You can'do that to me" said Nicky

"Not after I've paid for me ticket"

"I can and I have pal" said "Errol"

"So just take your daft flag and stick it!"

 

The outcome were really surprising

The whole thing got well out of hand.

The Blackpool club supported Errol

And poor flagman Nicky got banned!

 

Then Mr and Mrs Ramsbeaten

Quite rightly when all's said and done

Complained to the Derby directors

'Bout how Blackpool had banished their son.

 

"There's nowt we can do" said directors.

"A club can ban just who they like.

And them as don 't likke it can lump it 

So you lot can get on yer bike!"

 

At that mother got proper blazing.

"We're coming back next year, just wait,

We'll all bring our flags and we'll wave 'em

And Rams 'll beat Blackpool nil eight!"

 

A little subtle for this board, Steve. By the way, does the flag have a sheeps's head handle?

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rynny

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Hi all

Many of you will be aware of the troubles 16 other Derby fans and myself had on our last visit to Bloomfield Road in 2011. All isolated incidents might I add.

To quickly clarify for those unaware.

I was refused entry into the stadium for allegedly being drunk. Now those that know me are fully aware that this was not the case and I was not drunk. Yes of course I had been drinking like the majority of Derby fans had been. 1 steward, same steward who refused majority of other fans too, decided to pick on me. Bear in mind I had already passed 1 steward who had checked my ticket and no problems. I only approached this steward as I needed to speak to a supervisor regarding gaining entry into the ground with the flag. If I did not have the flag I would have been inside the stadium.

I left the stadium without any further contact with stewards or any police whatsoever. No details took from me etc

If we recall back to the time many fans came on here complaining, something we do not have when we travel with Derby.

Took the complaint directly to Blackpool, didnt want to know.

Took the complaint to the football league, didnt want to know.

Took the complaint to the IFO, football ombudsman, highest person you can complain to. They sided with the football club so pretty pointless and if they are going to just do that makes a mockery of them trying to solve football fans issues in my personal opinion.

Football Supporters Federation as always fully supportive and have backed me up since day 1.

So I lost the complaint. Nothing more I could do so just let it be despite me knowing myself it was all wrong.

6 months later I receive a random letter from their chairman advising me that I am now banned from Bloomfield Road and Blackpool FC for the immediate future.

Another fan who went to the IFO and myself were the only fans to have received this life ban.

Why?

Because we complained. So ive not actually been banned for allegedly being drunk but for actually complaining by means of letter.

Ive spoken to Sam Rush about this and he himself has called their chairman trying to get my ban overturned. I asked Sam because weve had a few meetings and got to know him etc.

So the highest person up in a football club calls up and says to the Blackpool chairman yeah I know Nick etc, had meetings with him etc, well known within our club, sorts the flag and was also awarded Championship Fan of the Year by the Football League.

All of the above obviously has still not persuaded Blackpool to change their mind!

Feel very unfairly treated here!

Absolutely disgusted with their actions.

So, Derby fans, be warned! If you do get in any trouble and you do complain expect a lifetime ban like me!

Not fair is it....

Flag believe it or not is allowed into the ground and will be surfed!

Of course I am still travelling up for the day and lets enjoy ourselves but please again do not let this club ruin our planned celebrations of the last away day.

Nick

can't you go in with Niall from 1D get even more publicity about it :lol:
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Brammie Steve

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A little subtle for this board, Steve. By the way, does the flag have a sheeps's head handle?

I learned "The Lion and Albert" from a 78 record at the age of 10. I now know several of Stanley Holloway's monologues by heart. Always good for a laugh.

I was going to leave in "The finest that Woolworths could sell." but some of these kids have too short a memory to have heard of Woollies. :lol:

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mozza

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i prefer the 'original'..

 

Albert and the Lion

 

There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool,
That's noted for fresh air and fun,
And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
Went there with young Albert, their son.

A grand little lad was young Albert,
All dressed in his best; quite a swell
With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle,
The finest that Woolworth's could sell.

They didn't think much of the Ocean:
The waves, they were fiddlin' and small,
There was no wrecks and nobody drownded,
Fact, nothing to laugh at at all.

So, seeking for further amusement,
They paid and went into the Zoo,
Where they'd Lions and Tigers and Camels,
And old ale and sandwiches too.

There were one great big Lion called Wallace;
His nose were all covered with scars -
He lay in a somnolent posture,
With the side of his face on the bars.

Now Albert had heard about Lions,
How they was ferocious and wild -
To see Wallace lying so peaceful,
Well, it didn't seem right to the child.

So straightway the brave little feller,
Not showing a morsel of fear,
Took his stick with its 'orse's 'ead 'andle
And pushed it in Wallace's ear.

You could see that the Lion didn't like it,
For giving a kind of a roll,
He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im,
And swallowed the little lad 'ole.

Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence,
And didn't know what to do next,
Said 'Mother! Yon Lion's 'et Albert',
And Mother said 'Well, I am vexed!'

Then Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom -
Quite rightly, when all's said and done -
Complained to the Animal Keeper,
That the Lion had eaten their son.

The keeper was quite nice about it;
He said 'What a nasty mishap.
Are you sure that it's your boy he's eaten?'
Pa said "Am I sure? There's his cap!'

The manager had to be sent for.
He came and he said 'What's to do?'
Pa said 'Yon Lion's 'et Albert,
'And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too.'

Then Mother said, 'Right's right, young feller;
I think it's a shame and a sin,
For a lion to go and eat Albert,
And after we've paid to come in.'

The manager wanted no trouble,
He took out his purse right away,
Saying 'How much to settle the matter?'
And Pa said "What do you usually pay?'

But Mother had turned a bit awkward
When she thought where her Albert had gone.
She said 'No! someone's got to be summonsed' -
So that was decided upon.

Then off they went to the P'lice Station,
In front of the Magistrate chap;
They told 'im what happened to Albert,
And proved it by showing his cap.

The Magistrate gave his opinion
That no one was really to blame
And he said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms
Would have further sons to their name.

At that Mother got proper blazing,
'And thank you, sir, kindly,' said she.
'What waste all our lives raising children
To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!'

 
Marriott Edgar
 
:lol:
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Gritstone Ram

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i prefer the 'original'..

Albert and the Lion

There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool,

That's noted for fresh air and fun,

And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom

Went there with young Albert, their son.

A grand little lad was young Albert,

All dressed in his best; quite a swell

With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle,

The finest that Woolworth's could sell.

They didn't think much of the Ocean:

The waves, they were fiddlin' and small,

There was no wrecks and nobody drownded,

Fact, nothing to laugh at at all.

So, seeking for further amusement,

They paid and went into the Zoo,

Where they'd Lions and Tigers and Camels,

And old ale and sandwiches too.

There were one great big Lion called Wallace;

His nose were all covered with scars -

He lay in a somnolent posture,

With the side of his face on the bars.

Now Albert had heard about Lions,

How they was ferocious and wild -

To see Wallace lying so peaceful,

Well, it didn't seem right to the child.

So straightway the brave little feller,

Not showing a morsel of fear,

Took his stick with its 'orse's 'ead 'andle

And pushed it in Wallace's ear.

You could see that the Lion didn't like it,

For giving a kind of a roll,

He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im,

And swallowed the little lad 'ole.

Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence,

And didn't know what to do next,

Said 'Mother! Yon Lion's 'et Albert',

And Mother said 'Well, I am vexed!'

Then Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom -

Quite rightly, when all's said and done -

Complained to the Animal Keeper,

That the Lion had eaten their son.

The keeper was quite nice about it;

He said 'What a nasty mishap.

Are you sure that it's your boy he's eaten?'

Pa said "Am I sure? There's his cap!'

The manager had to be sent for.

He came and he said 'What's to do?'

Pa said 'Yon Lion's 'et Albert,

'And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too.'

Then Mother said, 'Right's right, young feller;

I think it's a shame and a sin,

For a lion to go and eat Albert,

And after we've paid to come in.'

The manager wanted no trouble,

He took out his purse right away,

Saying 'How much to settle the matter?'

And Pa said "What do you usually pay?'

But Mother had turned a bit awkward

When she thought where her Albert had gone.

She said 'No! someone's got to be summonsed' -

So that was decided upon.

Then off they went to the P'lice Station,

In front of the Magistrate chap;

They told 'im what happened to Albert,

And proved it by showing his cap.

The Magistrate gave his opinion

That no one was really to blame

And he said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms

Would have further sons to their name.

At that Mother got proper blazing,

'And thank you, sir, kindly,' said she.

'What waste all our lives raising children

To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!'

Marriott Edgar

:lol:

Prefer the other version.

There is a Wetherspoons in Blackpool call Albert and the Lion.

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