Hans Datdo-Dishes

Or big open spaces that I'm staring at, waiting for the tweet to load in, but it never does. It never does ?

Is this a confession or are you having a guess?

Did you tell him that B4 will be disappointed that he's not down Allestree park putting our 5 players through preseason training?

Did they like hazelnuts? 

Did they like hazelnuts? 

Did they like hazelnuts? 

Did they like hazelnuts? 

Did they like hazelnuts? 

Did they like hazelnuts? 

I used to play badminton in my 20's and I was mortified when my doubles partner and I were announced as Allcock and Ball...?

There used to be a factory by the A38 near Burton called Spun Concrete - I could never work out what Crete had done to deserve that....

He sounded optimistic on his post match interview regarding his health. Fingers crossed for the lad.

Quite like the look of Kerr, think he will get better and better ?

That was about as comprehensive as it gets.
 

Scrimshaw is such a good bowler in T20, would love to see him get a run in the Championship.

Amused by the Sky Sports commentators, especially Cork, saying we weren't aggressive enough with our batting. 
Then praising Leicestershire aggressive batting. 
Leicestershire 47-5
 

In that case, I'll try to answer that in 4 pages time......

Malcolm has real talent. Someone will snap him up, he's a potential match winner and is available for next to nowt because of what Mel Morris, Rick Parry, Steve Gibson, Kieran Maguire and some Bamford from Wycombe has conspired to do to our club.

Parry said in his speech after accepting such a prestgious and deserving award, " I just want to thank my permed mate Gibson for giving me the confidence to retrospectively punish a club we gave the go ahead to proceed in how they accounted for their stadium sale and amortisation policy. We began a witch hunt that started in Jan 2020, and we brought in the finest experts. The guy who compared Morecambes stadium to Pride Park, the expert had true experience in his area. But my personal favourite was mister Pope, even more loved than the actual Pope in EFL HG about lecturing us about his academic interpretation of FRS102. 
When the first verdict went against us, we went again, put a lot of resources into getting a gulity verdict, all the while when clubs like Macclesfield went bust. We eventually thanks to a panel of Lawyers with no accounting experience, got them to adjust their accounts accordingly. We penalised them, and what followed was admin, points deductions, transfer embargoes, my permed mates cheque from Mel, while holding the club to Ransom, and the inevitable relegation to League 1. It was glorious and could not have done it without Gibson".

s*** the bed. He should do the honourable thing and decline it; looking completely embarrassed at the same time. 

Open post to the EFL
Mel has GONE
Go away and find someone else to victimise.
 
 

Well that's another fine mess we've got ourselves out of.....

I can't believe he's buying the club only to close it on Tuesday.  ?
 
 
/s