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As is salty water with a liquidised frog in it

That takes me back to Preston away a few seasons ago when some 'lad' decided to do that all over the bloke stood behind me. Needless to say it didn't end well for the 'lad', his mates or the poor stewards who had to deal with the mess!

They're called 'women'.

Served from a hand pump, Doombar is a beautiful drink. But of they keep it like they kept Marston’s Pedigree, then it won’t taste good.

Imagine walking past all the great pubs on the way to the ground to drink any of that. I'll stick to something wet from the Alex thanks.

Imagine walking past all the great pubs on the way to the ground to drink any of that. I'll stick to something wet from the Alex thanks.

Imagine walking past all the great pubs on the way to the ground to drink any of that. I'll stick to something wet from the Alex thanks.

Imagine walking past all the great pubs on the way to the ground to drink any of that. I'll stick to something wet from the Alex thanks.

We're winning every game this season without conceding a goal. Wildsmith top scorer. Warne to sign himself and play up front. You heard it here first.

Imagine walking past all the great pubs on the way to the ground to drink any of that. I'll stick to something wet from the Alex thanks.

Imagine walking past all the great pubs on the way to the ground to drink any of that. I'll stick to something wet from the Alex thanks.

Imagine walking past all the great pubs on the way to the ground to drink any of that. I'll stick to something wet from the Alex thanks.

The Media department have got a ban on Costa Coffee. Chinese whispers I think.

As long as it's not that bilge water called Carlsberg, I really don't mind what lagers they have on.
Definitely felt the customer service around the stadium, whether that's in the Yard or beer tent, has significantly improved since DC took over. Even when it is very busy, you don't seem to queue anywhere near as long for beer or food. 

Bare girls is my preferred viewing.
 
 
 
 
Note for all Forum readers: My preference of girls is strictly limited to those over the age of 18. I like old girls most. I am not a paedophile. The reply should be considered a joke. One of those things you should laugh at. Ok.

Well, I like Atlantic so I'm happy! 
Although based on tomorrow's weather forecast it will probably be a strong cuppa tea.

Someone's been watching Bear Grylls

As pointed out, Madri is the biggest gimmick ever. The soul of Madrid, that nobody in Spain has never heard of.... 

Is black fruits a cider or a beer with blackcurrant in it?

I'd suggest some of the new equipment and lines that have been put in would make a large difference.
I remember when we went in at the City Ground, had no end of issues with froth and taste complaints - turned out the lines were 30 years old and they didn't clean them. Should've guessed really.

If you like Madri fresh from the pump can I suggest you try drinking it again after it has passed through your body. I think you will find it will taste at least twice as nice.

Thanks for that. I was happily eating my lunch until I saw this. Made me smile though.

Oh, whilst I'm here, the Madri I had at the Forsyth testimonial was pretty chilled compared to the luke warm offerings previously. Not sure if you would put that down to the smaller queues and less pints sat there tee'd up ready to go or not. 

Can’t be any worse than what’s served in the SW Upper currently. 
Or can it?! 

I, for one, love a Madri. A clear improvement on Carling and Pedigree.