sage

Women who scream when they see you naked for the first time. 
The ones who then run out of the park are even worse. 

i have one but i haven't used it yet. It was a bit of a fiddly set up and it arrived on the morning of the party i was using it at. I am shiite at DIY etc though
I've seen them used in micro pubs and they serve a decent beer. I have a Leffe Blond and a Karmaliet ready to use but waiting till we can ne more sociable to get it set up. 

That also rap on your window rather than knock on your door like a normal person.

and it's raining. Hoping for play later but what a typically British start to the series.
It did give time for a very powerful interview with Michael Holding, Nasser Hussein and Ebony Rainford-Brent. 
 

@sage Work out of the way. I'm ready for today's play now. 

It's sights like that that make me wish i was 10 years old again and out with my mates. 

It was utterly brilliant, heart-wrenching stuff.

Please tell me he jumped off that tower of cushions onto the mattress.

Indeed.
There are a few people on this forum id like to sit and watch that with to see them still in denial...or not.
 

and it's raining. Hoping for play later but what a typically British start to the series.
It did give time for a very powerful interview with Michael Holding, Nasser Hussein and Ebony Rainford-Brent. 
 

It's sights like that that make me wish i was 10 years old again and out with my mates. 

Please tell me he jumped off that tower of cushions onto the mattress.

Yes mate. It's been brewing for a long while now, and tonight I decided to just bite the bullet. 
I've not written off reconciliation completely, but I've made it very clear to him that it will require some serious changes to his behaviour for me to forgive him. He's been messing me, my mum and my siblings about for a couple of years now, and I decided it was time to say enough is enough.

A Limerick from Eric Morecambe
 
There was a young woman from Preston
Who ran down the M6 with no vest on
When she got down to Stoke
She met a big bloke
Looking for something to rest on
 

What do you call the Frenchman who swallowed a grenade?
 
 
 
Napolean Blownapart. 

What do you call the Frenchman who swallowed a grenade?
 
 
 
Napolean Blownapart. 

What do you call the Frenchman who swallowed a grenade?
 
 
 
Napolean Blownapart. 

I will ring the liver consultant for you 

In case its chillier over the weekend

Rooney would have a Nan with that.
 

I'm laid up with a bad knee so the lad is cooking. After giving the instructions on how to make cheese on toast 3 or times, he took 30 minutes to bake (not grill) 2 slices of cheese on toast.
Help.
 

Rooney would have a Nan with that.
 

Rooney would have a Nan with that.
 

Why bring Forest up at this point?

My doctors are useless.
I took my hearing aid in for repair 6 weeks ago and I've heard nothing since.