ThePrisoner

Is Allestree an overseas territory of Germany now? Must’ve missed that in the DET... probably because of the adverts. 

I think it’s because it’s being broadcast abroad. Unfortunate it’s not just Sky dictating. 

The boys are back in the barracks.

Have been following this thread out of morbid curiosity for a while. Though having just seen this while on holiday in NYC, I am very tempted by the great value compared to buying at home. 

Have been following this thread out of morbid curiosity for a while. Though having just seen this while on holiday in NYC, I am very tempted by the great value compared to buying at home. 

Have been following this thread out of morbid curiosity for a while. Though having just seen this while on holiday in NYC, I am very tempted by the great value compared to buying at home. 

Have been following this thread out of morbid curiosity for a while. Though having just seen this while on holiday in NYC, I am very tempted by the great value compared to buying at home. 

David Hasselhoff is thinking of changing his surname to just ‘Hoff’.
 
He can’t be bothered with the hassel anymore.
 

Britney Spears?

Britney Spears?

Britney Spears?

Sad news today. After years of medical training and hard work, a mate of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients so can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time and effort. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.

I love paella and yours looks very tasty. Once had it with rabbit in but I found a hare in mine and it put me right off it. 

Boy George has been arrested after his pet reptile attacked several members of the public.
He really needs a calmer chameleon.

'Get Out'. Scary, disturbing. well acted. 8/10.

How can you tell if a car is spanish?
The gear box is Manuel

Sad news today. After years of medical training and hard work, a mate of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients so can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time and effort. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"
 
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
 
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
 
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
 
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
 
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"

Can you put Room 101 into Room 101? 

Not true.

Collie: 30 sheep, present and correct. 
Shepherd: I only have 28. 
Collie: I rounded them up. 

Sad news today. After years of medical training and hard work, a mate of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients so can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time and effort. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.

Sad news today. After years of medical training and hard work, a mate of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients so can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time and effort. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.

Sad news today. After years of medical training and hard work, a mate of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients so can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time and effort. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.