FindernRam

What a shock for you all. Lets hope she makes a full recovery soon and you can get her home and enjoy being a family.
 

Odd. I thought the opposite and am now watching with 'crowd' noise. ?

No matter how dull your job there are ways to make it more interesting.

Bet the neighbours love that! Surprised its not been vandalised!
My sister tells me hers is only 6 years old and immaculate but site rules are that after 9 years it has to go off site, so there is a huge trade in used vans and why so many are being dragged up and down the country.

They were called last Sunday. They 'had a word' and were reassured by the owner it wouldn't be there for long.
I think the neighbours are just a bit bemused and because they aren't in a hurry to go anywhere because of lockdown are just watching it as a source of entertainment! So are all their Facebook followers.
I thought @FindernRam would appreciate it! 

My wife said to me, "You weren't even listening were you?"
I  thought, "That's a strange way to start a conversation!"

To relieve boredom:
Every Saturday I send my neighbour Tony, flowers with message: "I miss you lots"
Then I sit in the back garden with a beer and listen to his wife give him the third degree.

Sayings by famous people--maybe:
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' 
Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
 
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'  
Eleanor Roosevelt  
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. 
Mark Twain
 
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
George Burns 
 
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. 
Victor Borge 
 
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 
Mark Twain 
 
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 
Socrates 
 
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 
Groucho Marx 
 
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. 
Jimmy Durante 
 
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. 
Zsa Zsa Gabor 
 
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.  
Alex Levine 
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.  
Rodney Dangerfield 
 
Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.  
Spike Milligan 
 
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. 
Joe Namath 
 
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. 
Bob Hope 
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.  
W. C. Fields 
 
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.   
Will Rogers   
Don't worry about avoiding temptation.   As you grow older, it will avoid you. 
Winston Churchill 
 
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.  
Phyllis Diller  
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.  
Billy Crystal 
And the cardiologist's diet: -  If it tastes good spit it out. 
May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.

To relieve boredom:
Every Saturday I send my neighbour Tony, flowers with message: "I miss you lots"
Then I sit in the back garden with a beer and listen to his wife give him the third degree.

To relieve boredom:
Every Saturday I send my neighbour Tony, flowers with message: "I miss you lots"
Then I sit in the back garden with a beer and listen to his wife give him the third degree.

I find Civ addictive and frustrating in equal measure, stopped playing some time ago but gave it another go recently. I'm still no good so gave up again. Seem to get thrashed around the 200 turn mark, yet I'm normally reasonable competent at this sort of game.
Currently enjoying Transport Fever 2 but you do need a hefty rig. Railway empire is fun, as is Universim and Foundation. Ostriv is OK but a bit EA for now.
For a lower spec rig try some of the older Total War series

No matter how dull your job there are ways to make it more interesting.

No matter how dull your job there are ways to make it more interesting.

No matter how dull your job there are ways to make it more interesting.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.


A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
be £9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!"

"That's right.. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"


The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

No matter how dull your job there are ways to make it more interesting.

Sayings by famous people--maybe:
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' 
Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
 
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'  
Eleanor Roosevelt  
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. 
Mark Twain
 
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
George Burns 
 
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. 
Victor Borge 
 
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 
Mark Twain 
 
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 
Socrates 
 
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 
Groucho Marx 
 
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. 
Jimmy Durante 
 
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. 
Zsa Zsa Gabor 
 
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.  
Alex Levine 
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.  
Rodney Dangerfield 
 
Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.  
Spike Milligan 
 
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. 
Joe Namath 
 
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. 
Bob Hope 
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.  
W. C. Fields 
 
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.   
Will Rogers   
Don't worry about avoiding temptation.   As you grow older, it will avoid you. 
Winston Churchill 
 
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.  
Phyllis Diller  
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.  
Billy Crystal 
And the cardiologist's diet: -  If it tastes good spit it out. 
May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.

Sayings by famous people--maybe:
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' 
Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
 
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'  
Eleanor Roosevelt  
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. 
Mark Twain
 
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
George Burns 
 
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. 
Victor Borge 
 
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 
Mark Twain 
 
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 
Socrates 
 
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 
Groucho Marx 
 
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. 
Jimmy Durante 
 
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. 
Zsa Zsa Gabor 
 
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.  
Alex Levine 
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.  
Rodney Dangerfield 
 
Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.  
Spike Milligan 
 
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. 
Joe Namath 
 
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. 
Bob Hope 
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.  
W. C. Fields 
 
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.   
Will Rogers   
Don't worry about avoiding temptation.   As you grow older, it will avoid you. 
Winston Churchill 
 
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.  
Phyllis Diller  
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.  
Billy Crystal 
And the cardiologist's diet: -  If it tastes good spit it out. 
May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.


A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
be £9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!"

"That's right.. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"


The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.


A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
be £9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!"

"That's right.. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"


The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.


A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
be £9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!"

"That's right.. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"


The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.


A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
be £9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!"

"That's right.. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"


The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.


A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
be £9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!"

"That's right.. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"


The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

My wife said to me, "You weren't even listening were you?"
I  thought, "That's a strange way to start a conversation!"