Parsnip

Just watched Tinker Bell (2008).
It's crap.
 

Come on now... a bit of perspective please... You fell off a kiddies scooter!   
Next you'll be telling us about the bright lights... The descending angels... The hovering over the operating table watching your own line go flat for 39 seconds!
 
  

I'm only joking mate, although it sounds like you deserve a bit of a ribbing. I don't throw stones for real though, I have a long list of extremely stupid acts lining my past history ??

If you're thinking about starting a "confess your stupidest moments" thread then, entertaining as it might be, count me out.

This is my favourite bit.
Some absolute tool decides lockdown doesn't apply to him and scooters off to see his mate, ends up in A&E stinking of booze, complaining that the doctor doesn't speak proper English, slurring all over the nurses about his forum fundraising whilst simultaneously costing the overstretched NHS a fortune in ambulance call outs, x rays, painkillers... yeah... I bet she was well impressed with you ???

I don’t mind taking the ribbing honestly, I knew when putting it online I would get it. 
Not trying to justify what I did, but just wanted the full picture out there. Some will laugh, others be annoyed and I take no issue with that as it’s understandable.
Just happy I’m still here to tell yet another stupid tale in my life and didn’t end up taking up a bed in intensive care which could easily have happened.

I'm only joking mate, although it sounds like you deserve a bit of a ribbing. I don't throw stones for real though, I have a long list of extremely stupid acts lining my past history ??

To sum up then, you fell off a child's toy while breaking lockdown?

Send him on loan to the Millwall forums to think about what he's done

Home made Kiev's, not like you'd mistake them for shop bought.

I'm late to the party but I've just binge watched Fleabag and it's a masterpiece!
Also Frozen 2 was really good.

I'm late to the party but I've just binge watched Fleabag and it's a masterpiece!
Also Frozen 2 was really good.

I'm late to the party but I've just binge watched Fleabag and it's a masterpiece!
Also Frozen 2 was really good.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Joined the queue at a very busy KFC in Chesterfield, waited a aeon to order my mighty bucket & gravy. The faceless voice from the box said "No gravy on today duck".
Like it was nothing.