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Is that when you allegedly shat yourself or am I getting your stories mixed up?

Appeal it. It's not just about the £50 it's about winning. I appealed one last year - and won, got it cancelled. Felt amazing. I did document the process on here somewhere if you want to copy my work.

Appeal it. It's not just about the £50 it's about winning. I appealed one last year - and won, got it cancelled. Felt amazing. I did document the process on here somewhere if you want to copy my work.

How is that a "good proper pub"?

One of my favourite ever things was her crunching that Ferrari on a Girls Aloud track day! 
 
39 is no age to die. She was a naturally beautiful and seemingly positive person for a long time. The ‘industry’ chewed her up a bit. 
 
RIP

Drove past a tuc tuc crash scene in Wirksworth last week and subsequently learned that the glitterati of Bollywood are following Tom Cruise's example and filming a new movie here.
And then there's this piece of pork... ?

Get yoursen down to Carl's local chippy!

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Halibut, skinless, in crisp beer batter with mint pea puree & fresh tartare!!!
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@Carl Sagan, "love, love, love my fish and chips"... I'm guessing your only experience of it is some "Chippy Theme Night" at The Ivy that you took Cara Delavigne to??

You have no idea how close you are. The first time I ever had pea and mint puree with my fish and chips was indeed at The Ivy! Alas not with Cara, but whoever the date was (I really can't remember now), the memory pales compared with the exquisite dish...

Get yoursen down to Carl's local chippy!

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Halibut, skinless, in crisp beer batter with mint pea puree & fresh tartare!!!
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@Carl Sagan, "love, love, love my fish and chips"... I'm guessing your only experience of it is some "Chippy Theme Night" at The Ivy that you took Cara Delavigne to??

???
Halibut, skinless, in crisp beer batter with mint pea puree & fresh tartare!!!
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@Carl Sagan, "love, love, love my fish and chips"... I'm guessing your only experience of it is some "Chippy Theme Night" at The Ivy that you took Cara Delavigne to??

???
Halibut, skinless, in crisp beer batter with mint pea puree & fresh tartare!!!
??? 
@Carl Sagan, "love, love, love my fish and chips"... I'm guessing your only experience of it is some "Chippy Theme Night" at The Ivy that you took Cara Delavigne to??

???
Halibut, skinless, in crisp beer batter with mint pea puree & fresh tartare!!!
??? 
@Carl Sagan, "love, love, love my fish and chips"... I'm guessing your only experience of it is some "Chippy Theme Night" at The Ivy that you took Cara Delavigne to??

Get yoursen down to Carl's local chippy!

Love, love, love my fish and chips. On the day of our last playoff win I had it twice, once at Wembley and then home in Spitalfields later.
Not a fan of curry sauce, mushy peas, or gravy in the combo. 
Mint and pea puree is good, though garden peas are fine too. Good fresh tartare too, and a ton of mayo and some ketchup. But loads and loads of vinegar and then salt.
Crisp beer batter. I prefer the fish cooked with the skin off, which they do more outside of the UK. And I think halibut is probably the best fish to choose. A nice cob or soft white bread with butter on the side.
Very astute observation from @JoetheRamabout the general universal (poor) quality of the chips.
 

How is that a "good proper pub"?

How about this dogs allowed
Kids only allowed if kepted on a lead and under close control at all times.

Pea mix, gravy mix, bean mix. 
Otherwise it comes in a separate pot.

I'd ask for a "pea mix" if I just wanted chips and peas. Never just a "mix" though? 

Ha I'm reading it to my son at the moment - must have influenced my wording subconsciously!

Had visions of midgets with enormous feet dancing to Bhangra music when I read the thread title....

I have to drive to Sea Fish in Ripley for a decent fish and chips usually because Matlock is crap for all take aways.
I like fish, chips, peas & curry all together @B4ev6is.

Genuinely can't decide if this was a red or not (I'm swaying towards it was deliberate and a fair punishment). However, all my energy will now be focused on the conspiracy that this is 100% unjust and the EFL have simply found another opportunity to punish us. COYR.