Norman

Thought I was doing ok, only a bit of oral morphine after surgery, and a couple of paracetamol afterwards.
 
Then it came to unpacking the wound this afternoon. 15ft of guaze, 2.5 hrs of unbelievable pain, even after morphine and tramadol and the good news I get to do it all over again every day for the next 9 days!
 

I had a hydrocele, mate. Caused my a hernia in my groin from my tennis days. 
Went to sleep with him saying he was draining it and would be up and about in 3 days, to waking up with him saying it was infected and they had scraped my ballbag as well as draining it.
Didn't walk for 2 weeks and dreamt I was the king of all monkeys when I was on Tramadol. 
I feel yout pain. My stitches were also too tight and got infected ?, so had to go back to hospital. Then Thorne ducked his knee in pre season the day I came out. Not a good 3 weeks.

Working class kid that got into a grammar school. It happens.  To be fair, youre going to have to come up with something to change my mental image of you.
Mary from Gogglebox

It's the knee and the furniture more than anything.

Working class kid that got into a grammar school. It happens.  To be fair, youre going to have to come up with something to change my mental image of you.
Mary from Gogglebox

It's the knee and the furniture more than anything.

Working class kid that got into a grammar school. It happens.  To be fair, youre going to have to come up with something to change my mental image of you.
Mary from Gogglebox

It's the knee and the furniture more than anything.

@Norman had 'tennis days'. 
Adjusts mental image. 
 

I had a hydrocele, mate. Caused my a hernia in my groin from my tennis days. 
Went to sleep with him saying he was draining it and would be up and about in 3 days, to waking up with him saying it was infected and they had scraped my ballbag as well as draining it.
Didn't walk for 2 weeks and dreamt I was the king of all monkeys when I was on Tramadol. 
I feel yout pain. My stitches were also too tight and got infected ?, so had to go back to hospital. Then Thorne ducked his knee in pre season the day I came out. Not a good 3 weeks.

@Moist One Don't be alone over Christmas if you don't want to be. Pm me anytime if you fancy a pint. 
Ps Obviously, you'd have to be really desperate!

You'll be fine. It's the nurse stood behind you making sure youve had a wee before you go home that was the hardset part.

Hard to read, even more difficult to know how to respond. I can only say l feel your pain, and wish you stronger and in a better place very soon. Today, spilling to us, will hopefully be a positive kickstart for you.
p.s. Perhaps now might be a good time to change your username again.  Moist One is ironically an anagram of Emotions.

You just can't believe people would steal the sofas but leave the tv, can you?

Me too, looks a good fight night week and a tough one to call.  Early prediction is Frampton on points.

Yeah, I'm watching the BT card next week. 
What exactly does Sky call an ordinary show now? The undercard is poor

You just can't believe people would steal the sofas but leave the tv, can you?

You're meant to wake up with a dog after a night out, not before!

Aye, made a few quid, opened the stock exchange, didn't get hit in the head too much. Maybe that's why he left himself open to the body. 
Sky were just bullshitting cos it was a waste of a fight....again. 
Much like Chisora vs Whyte. Yeah the first one was an absolute slug fest, but it's never ppv. The words 'war' 'bravery' 'conditioning' will be peddled out.

Bra shop?

I don't think it's particularly appropriate to be making fun of H from Steps, seeing as he's only recently deceased...
 

 
 

Think you have lived to be 75 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens...


An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

Many years ago, I was invited back to a young lady's house to listen to Buzzcocks records.
Happy memories. Thanks, Pete.

Bet you guessed 'chipolata'?