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Beef olives with chilli and extra garlic, roasties and asparagus, all washed down with a glass of Garnacha.

Skyrim is a classic. They remastered it last year.

New York Strip. Garlic mash and spinach.  
Rare of course. 

It was...a great night for sure.

Skyrim is a classic. They remastered it last year.

Roast Lamb with all the trimmings, except Yorkshire's. All washed down with a Rioja tinto.

You may have misunderstood Mrs Cone when she said she would like a Brazilian. 

Did you get your end away @AmericanRam?

Let us know if you get owt

Heading out for a date. Hopefully it goes well.

 
 
 

Villamoura harbour about to hit "the strip" for the last night?

Now if it was a multistory car park, that would be a thing of beauty. 

The Manchester manager Jose Morinho flies to Khabul to watch a young Afgan boy play football,he is suitably impressed and asks the young boy to come over to Manchester.Two weeks later Manchester are 2.0 down to Watford with only 20 minuites left,Morinho gives the nod and the young lad is on the pitch.He is a sensation and scores 3 times in the last 20 minuites as United win 3.2.The fans,coaches and manager love their new star.When the player comes off the pitch to tell his mum about his first game for United,he tells her how he scored 3 goals and tht everybody loved him at Old Trafford."just wonderfull" his mum said,let me tell you about my day,your father got shot in the street,your sister and I got ambushed and assaulted,she would have been raped if a policeman hadn't seen what was happening,and your brother has joined a gang of looters and set fire to some buildings.The young lad is very upset and says to his mother I am really sorry.Sorry! sorry!,its your bloody fault we came to Manchester in the first place.
 

25 years of principles literally flushed down the toilet today.
Squeezing out a fart on afternoon break, obviously moving closer to workmates whilst doing so, when gas turned to liquid, then solid.
First s*** I've ever done in my own time rather than works, I felt so ashamed I couldn't face my colleagues, and had to slow down productivity afterwards to catch up.

Dry aged rib of beef, simply served, medium rare, roasties cooked in the beef fat, with buttered cabbage and carrots, the pan juices finished off with red wine and port, all washed down with Rioja tinto.

Not sure I have seen many that do that.
Is it line by line?
Sometimes it is easier to show what part you are referring to.
 
 
 

Of course the correct answer is yes, then when they turn around say "Sorry no, I've found it on your arse"!
Always gets a laugh in my house.
Possibly why I have testicles like Buster Gonad mind.

RANTING!!!????
CAN THE ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY BLOKE. HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS GENTLEMAN SAUSAGE. HE IS OFFERING AN iPHONE 7+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN iPHONE 5S AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON!

Let's just leave it yeah? Bye.

I know this. It doesn't mean I am not allowed to be randomly annoyed by it. 

Thanks for the concern and words gents.I am doing better and headed in the right direction.

Thanks guys, I'll keep plogging on. Nice just to get it out there. See that we're all just Human after all! 
I believe things happen for a reason and really I wasn't going anywhere in my current job.. Because it was unique. Hopefully someone upstairs is telling me that theres jobs with progression out there.
I hope so anyway! 

At home about to head to a country western club that just opened.

Teenage boys who think they know everything.
I now keep a water pistol with me in the house so every time he gives it the big 'I am' he gets a squirt.
It hasn't stopped him doing it but it has stopped me killing him. 

I prefer to not have my already limited leg room reduced.