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Sounds to me you've not been married long enough to know that there's only one answer. Keep schtum!

A bit like the phone in on Monday night. When we 've been hammered people queue up to give an opinion and when we've been good nobody calls the show. My grandad used to say happy people dont have much to say. 

A bit like the phone in on Monday night. When we 've been hammered people queue up to give an opinion and when we've been good nobody calls the show. My grandad used to say happy people dont have much to say. 

How embarrassing... I just asked the guy in Boots what gets rid of Coronavirus.
He looked at me and mumbled “ammonia cleaner”
'Wow, so sorry I thought you worked here'... ..

Duck army
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-51658145

Cat anD Fiddle ? Been closed for a few years about to reopen a Wisky distilery i seem to recall
 

Thx, nice feature, I like it!

Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.
Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".

Hearn on Talksport talking a good game. He's saying that Pulev is deal is not done for the summer yet. 
Pulev and Fury both promoted by Arum, and Hearn said Pulev could stand aside to free up a summer Joshua v Fury undisputed title fight. 
 

If I was Joshua id wait till Fury finds his chip pan again before taking him on.
 

There you are, all done and dusted, so efficient. Perhaps Cunning Dom should get mods to run the country instead of misfits. (Fully expect this to be moved to Political Thread)

I feel guilty now! 
Almost like that time I dobbed on Ginger Jenkins in secondary school for flashing me a glimpse of her panties, even though I thoroughly enjoyed it!
 
*She was just called Miss Jenkins, before that day.  Obviously died her hair! 
Anyway, 2 months later, they promoted her to headmistress, so we all lived happily ever after... which brings us very much back on topic...

Cheers mate. Enjoyed reading those ?

Few topics about serious issues and doom and gloom in the Jim Smith Room but struggled to find one about happy/funny/inspiring stories 
so here is three I have come across in the past few days 
Klopp
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-51580401
Japanese fan
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51516582
Bret
https://www.runnersworld.com/runners-stories/a20887437/bret-unbroken/

I'll reserve the right to boo first though, BOOOOO
 

Love this.
We have a fan in Korea who's really active on Twitter. He has a really good knowledge of the club, including its history, and he's even learning how to properly swear in English! He's brilliant and he's going to come over when he finishes school.
https://twitter.com/ChanYoungLee03?s=20

Few topics about serious issues and doom and gloom in the Jim Smith Room but struggled to find one about happy/funny/inspiring stories 
so here is three I have come across in the past few days 
Klopp
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-51580401
Japanese fan
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51516582
Bret
https://www.runnersworld.com/runners-stories/a20887437/bret-unbroken/

I'll reserve the right to boo first though, BOOOOO
 

Few topics about serious issues and doom and gloom in the Jim Smith Room but struggled to find one about happy/funny/inspiring stories 
so here is three I have come across in the past few days 
Klopp
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-51580401
Japanese fan
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51516582
Bret
https://www.runnersworld.com/runners-stories/a20887437/bret-unbroken/

I'll reserve the right to boo first though, BOOOOO
 

Few topics about serious issues and doom and gloom in the Jim Smith Room but struggled to find one about happy/funny/inspiring stories 
so here is three I have come across in the past few days 
Klopp
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-51580401
Japanese fan
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51516582
Bret
https://www.runnersworld.com/runners-stories/a20887437/bret-unbroken/

I'll reserve the right to boo first though, BOOOOO
 

Can you phone with it or it just tells the time in a complicated way ?

Saw this on a social media site today I thought it rather funny 

Anniversary of the lads death, I’ve just been watching SSN showing what tributes are being done for the lad.......does anyone else still feel Cardiff’s actions after his death all wrong, I honestly think they have a nerve honouring him as 1 of there own, it really doesn’t sit right with me how they acted, and there chairman’s just been on saying they did nothing wrong.....the player signed a contract, he’d posted farewell pictures with his Nantes teammates....he was a Cardiff player they should have paid the money, I just find Cardiff’s actions very distasteful 

Yes absolutely they totally cheapened the guys death by demonstrating that money grubbing was their first and foremost priority. Distasteful in the extreme. 

Am I the only person in the country who owns a pair of jeans which aren't ripped? 
 

Sticking this in here. Not posting my backstory again. 
4 months ago it was a challenge to drag me off the sofa to go to the corner shop.
Yesterday I got back from what was a 7hr road trip back from Edinburgh with my now fiancé and today just completed a 7hr tattoo session.
Blows my mind just thinking where I was and where I am.
The sleeve has real meaning throughout, and with 3hrs left to complete the cloud fillers I’m feeling a tad emotional shall we say thinking how far I’ve come. 
Some pics are on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter (day82_) of it wrapped for those that I bore on there, will post the finished sleeve on the 28th.....day before this forums birthday, forum which has been a huge part of my life/recovery thanks to you horrible lot.
For anyone that’s struggling, don’t be afraid to talk, and don’t be afraid to see the doctor. For years I was too proud, too stubborn, too scared to see the doctor, I had visions of medication zombiefying me, told the doc my fears and the only way I can explain it is....I’m now me, the real me.
It’s ok to not be ok, but don’t settle for not being ok and drowning in male pride, life’s too short to scramble your way through it. My PM’s are always open.