Stive Pesley

are you sure you're not just holding it nearer to your face?

are you sure you're not just holding it nearer to your face?

are you sure you're not just holding it nearer to your face?

I'd agree with that, but I'm sure like me, you are looking forward to being told why you are completely wrong ?

Having an ECG in your watch is the truly the technology you never knew you wanted and nobody asked for
I like the bit where it can tell if you've had a heavy fall, and if you remain motionless for more than a minute it rings your emergency contact
That feels a bit like there are more scenarios to be had here. How about if it detects you slurring your words in the pub, it calls you an uber and says "TIME TO GO HOME NOW STIVE!"
 

Having an ECG in your watch is the truly the technology you never knew you wanted and nobody asked for
I like the bit where it can tell if you've had a heavy fall, and if you remain motionless for more than a minute it rings your emergency contact
That feels a bit like there are more scenarios to be had here. How about if it detects you slurring your words in the pub, it calls you an uber and says "TIME TO GO HOME NOW STIVE!"
 

And stops you texting exes?

I think the thread where David explained the decision is gone too, but it was purely because it was too onerous to moderate as some people weren't sticking to the old rules (stay polite, no personal insults etc)
Several people made the same point. Potentially any thread can get political. The difference now is that the mods can handle a few threads that go off piste and deal with the offenders on a comment by comment basis as per the new rules. When there were 10-15+ threads all on specifically political issues it was getting out of hand.

Montenegro sunset beer. Blimey this place is beautiful. Missing you all
Love
Stive
Xxx
 

Montenegro sunset beer. Blimey this place is beautiful. Missing you all
Love
Stive
Xxx
 

Montenegro sunset beer. Blimey this place is beautiful. Missing you all
Love
Stive
Xxx
 

Montenegro sunset beer. Blimey this place is beautiful. Missing you all
Love
Stive
Xxx
 

Two dogs sat in the pub
1st Dog: "do you want to hear a joke?"
2nd Dog: "yeah go on then"
1st Dog: "OK....Knock, Knock"
2nd Dog: <goes beserk>
 

Two dogs sat in the pub
1st Dog: "do you want to hear a joke?"
2nd Dog: "yeah go on then"
1st Dog: "OK....Knock, Knock"
2nd Dog: <goes beserk>
 

Said goodbye to my best mate this morning ..
 

 
R.I.P , Jake , owd lad..

I have a cat, well actually he’s a hybrid gato montes. Found him all alone on the beach at just 3 weeks old. He used to sleep in my shoe, then he grew and now he’s about 1.5x the size of normal cats. Big paws and pointed ears give it away.

Two dogs sat in the pub
1st Dog: "do you want to hear a joke?"
2nd Dog: "yeah go on then"
1st Dog: "OK....Knock, Knock"
2nd Dog: <goes beserk>
 

Two dogs sat in the pub
1st Dog: "do you want to hear a joke?"
2nd Dog: "yeah go on then"
1st Dog: "OK....Knock, Knock"
2nd Dog: <goes beserk>
 

Enjoy - my box of that is not due for another week or so. Don't forget to cancel ypur subscription :)
If anyone else wants a freebie code for Beer52 -let me know. I have two more

It’s arrived. Seems to be a mixture of hoppy pales and novelty stouts, mainly from South Africa. As I prefer traditional best bitters I wouldn’t pay the equivalent of £4 a pint for it, but as a freebie I’m not complaining. 
 

Cheers me up that we're all so mentally exhausted by the play-offs that none of us can be bothered to even start an argument about politics ?
Peace

Cheers me up that we're all so mentally exhausted by the play-offs that none of us can be bothered to even start an argument about politics ?
Peace

Done, thanks!