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Stive Pesley

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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from TramRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I'm building a new factory to manufacture vibrators
    Asked the bank for a business loan and my bank manager questioned whether there was enough demand for my product to warrant a whole factory
    I told him - If i build it....they will come
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from 1967RAMS in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I'm building a new factory to manufacture vibrators
    Asked the bank for a business loan and my bank manager questioned whether there was enough demand for my product to warrant a whole factory
    I told him - If i build it....they will come
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from EtoileSportiveDeDerby in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I'm building a new factory to manufacture vibrators
    Asked the bank for a business loan and my bank manager questioned whether there was enough demand for my product to warrant a whole factory
    I told him - If i build it....they will come
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from admira in The Wedding Present   
    Same here - same fate. Must have been cheap t-shirts
    Anyway - this looks better to me
     

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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from ThePrisoner in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
     

    It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from cstand in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
     

    It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from Alph in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
     

    It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from TramRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
     

    It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from Don't Panic in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
     

    It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from Premier ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
     

    It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from angieram in Random stuff that cheers me up thread   
    Should have been in Porto today for our Easter break. Just checked the weather and it's raining there - and only 13c
    Staycation for the win!
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
     

    It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from Mucker1884 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
     

    It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from i-Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
     

    It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers. 
     

    It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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    Stive Pesley reacted to GboroRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    You know, after Charles's news, Prince Andrew would be sweating now. If he could. 
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from Mucker1884 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19.
    Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19.
    Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14.
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    Stive Pesley got a reaction from Comrade 86 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    My mate is in Holland
    Everyone there is panic-buying loo roll and weed.

    But just for sh1ts and giggles.
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