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maxjam reacted to Shadowplay in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Two 70-year-old men, Billy and Pete, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Pete is dying Billy visits him every day.
One day Billy says, "Pete, we have both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
Pete looks up at Billy from his death bed "Billy, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.” Shortly after that, Pete sadly passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Billy is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him
"Billy......Billy"
"Who is it?”, asks Billy sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Billy - It's me, Pete."
"You're not Pete... Pete just died!"
"I'm telling you, it's me...... Pete" insists the voice.
"Pete! Where are you?"
"I'm in heaven" replies Pete "and I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Billy.
"The good news," Pete says, "is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"
That's fantastic." says Billy. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?â€
"You're in the team for this Saturday!”
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maxjam got a reaction from RoyMac5 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
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maxjam got a reaction from Premier ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
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maxjam got a reaction from Alph in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
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maxjam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
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maxjam got a reaction from Ramslad1992 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
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maxjam got a reaction from cstand in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
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maxjam got a reaction from Stive Pesley in Star Wars
Yup, short but fast paced episode *and* at least no one tried to punch him in the face this week.
Minor gripe of the first two episodes of season two was that people kept punching him in the face - he's wearing a beskar helmet ffs!!!
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maxjam got a reaction from Alph in Leeds United Premier League Adventures
I've always liked Simon Jordan ?
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maxjam got a reaction from Premier ram in Leeds United Premier League Adventures
I've always liked Simon Jordan ?
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maxjam got a reaction from RadioactiveWaste in Leeds United Premier League Adventures
I've always liked Simon Jordan ?
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maxjam got a reaction from Comrade 86 in Leeds United Premier League Adventures
I've always liked Simon Jordan ?
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maxjam reacted to ThePrisoner in Star Wars
Great first episode of the second season! This really is fast becoming my favourite SW output but I always figured the side stories and stuff are what makes it more interesting anyway.
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maxjam reacted to ramsbottom in Star Wars
Have you seen the short video on how they do the sets?? If you can find it on YouTube you won’t believe what’s actual physical set and what’s not.
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maxjam got a reaction from Comrade 86 in Live football thread.
Didn't watch it but there was a cracking goal for Ranger's Kemar Roofe tonight vs Standard Liege - apparently its the longest ever Europe Leage goal!
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maxjam got a reaction from Mostyn6 in Live football thread.
Didn't watch it but there was a cracking goal for Ranger's Kemar Roofe tonight vs Standard Liege - apparently its the longest ever Europe Leage goal!
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maxjam got a reaction from rynny in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
One for Star Wars fans...
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maxjam got a reaction from Stive Pesley in Star Wars
Yup, they surely can't introduce Moff Gideon at the end of season 1 with the mythical dark saber and leave us hanging. My (obvious) guess is he'll be chasing them across the galaxy as they try to find Baby Yoda's home.
As @86 Schmokes & a Pancake alluded, the first season of The Mandalorian was far better than some of the recent movies. Really looking forwards to this ?