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When the TV goes on that standby thing with picturesof nature. My niece once said "oh look the telly is dreaming" 

Poetic ..... though strangely makes me think of the usual story regarding Derby promotion chances,
Chance is there in April, fails, we settle, and melt away.

I suppose this could be in the annoy thread but me and Joel think its funny.
People the disabled toilets in hospitals with no (apparent)disability.
Mrs Conehead is taking issue with anyone in this hospital who is making Joel wait while they dart in the disabled toilet.
A sleep deprived,stressed Mrs Cone is not pretty and it is cheering us up.
Joel doesn't care,we think it's funny but she is cheering us up with some great rants.

View from an alfresco dining pod at the Raddle Inn, Hollington nr Alton Towers.
 

Is this Forests new away kit ? traitor !

Is this Forests new away kit ? traitor !

Is this Forests new away kit ? traitor !

Didn't want to p*ss all over the happy thread so I'll put this here:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/cars/news/mini-remastered-sixties-icon-reimagined-david-brown-automotive/
£70k for that is bullshit.
The whole point of the Mini was that it was a relatively economical "car of the people".
Typifies where the 60's went wrong. Create a cultural icon, ruin it, then sell back 'the original', sans spirit at a vastly inflated price.

The number of parking spaces set aside for the disabled.  Yes, of course there has to be some, and I know that quite often it doesn't matter because there's plenty of other spaces, but I'm sick of driving around half empty car parks looking for a space.
The Tesco in Ilson seems to have about 100 spaces for blue badge holders and another 100 parent and child spaces.
FFS! It's a feckin'  supermarket not bleedin' Lourdes.
 
 
 
 
 
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Corporate contradictions
 

My 15 year old had a mate stop last night called Will Smith!!
I told him I loved the Fresh Prince and Independence Day but he's had too many turkeys since.
They weren't amused.

Me too ! Lol .. Always grumpy when it's getting ahead of me and then when it's all cut I can stand back and be master of all I survey.,it's like being in the play off places and with a game in hand 

This post cheered me up.
Out of context ducks .

I know it's daft but I love the Johnny Russell heartbeat song, I've just been to Sainsburies for the weekly shop and have been humming it tunelssly on auto repeat for half an hour. Thank God my wife wasn't with me I'd have suffered a serious injury 

Mini is back, not that german piece of *****, the original and its a cool £50k
https://www.carkeys.co.uk/news/the-original-mini-is-back-in-remastered-form

I know it's daft but I love the Johnny Russell heartbeat song, I've just been to Sainsburies for the weekly shop and have been humming it tunelssly on auto repeat for half an hour. Thank God my wife wasn't with me I'd have suffered a serious injury 

Cherry blossom trees. 

Not so much annoying as rather sad and disturbing ... The apps that change your face in photos, via minor distortions and reforming. Not as a joke but seriously. 
My niece does it and it seems most of her friends and contemporaries seem to as well.  Thinning out faces, making eyes bigger, airbrushed skin and then they put them on Facebook like "this is me" There is something slightly creepy about it. Bothers me that so many seem unhappy with their own faces and it goes beyond just a bit of slap and wanting to look your best which we all do.  
or am I Just an old goat ? 

Not so much annoying as rather sad and disturbing ... The apps that change your face in photos, via minor distortions and reforming. Not as a joke but seriously. 
My niece does it and it seems most of her friends and contemporaries seem to as well.  Thinning out faces, making eyes bigger, airbrushed skin and then they put them on Facebook like "this is me" There is something slightly creepy about it. Bothers me that so many seem unhappy with their own faces and it goes beyond just a bit of slap and wanting to look your best which we all do.  
or am I Just an old goat ? 

Not so much annoying as rather sad and disturbing ... The apps that change your face in photos, via minor distortions and reforming. Not as a joke but seriously. 
My niece does it and it seems most of her friends and contemporaries seem to as well.  Thinning out faces, making eyes bigger, airbrushed skin and then they put them on Facebook like "this is me" There is something slightly creepy about it. Bothers me that so many seem unhappy with their own faces and it goes beyond just a bit of slap and wanting to look your best which we all do.  
or am I Just an old goat ? 

Not so much annoying as rather sad and disturbing ... The apps that change your face in photos, via minor distortions and reforming. Not as a joke but seriously. 
My niece does it and it seems most of her friends and contemporaries seem to as well.  Thinning out faces, making eyes bigger, airbrushed skin and then they put them on Facebook like "this is me" There is something slightly creepy about it. Bothers me that so many seem unhappy with their own faces and it goes beyond just a bit of slap and wanting to look your best which we all do.  
or am I Just an old goat ? 

Not so much annoying as rather sad and disturbing ... The apps that change your face in photos, via minor distortions and reforming. Not as a joke but seriously. 
My niece does it and it seems most of her friends and contemporaries seem to as well.  Thinning out faces, making eyes bigger, airbrushed skin and then they put them on Facebook like "this is me" There is something slightly creepy about it. Bothers me that so many seem unhappy with their own faces and it goes beyond just a bit of slap and wanting to look your best which we all do.  
or am I Just an old goat ? 

Took my mrs out to a burger place in Sheffield.
They had a burger on the menu called,
The Return of the Mac!

But if the world does stop spinning you can guarantee some idiot will say it's all down to........KEOGH 

Glen and God on the same programme .. He must have been over the moon, did God agree with him or was it frosty looks as in a kind of ...God gives Glen a Roy Keane stare ?