Bwash_Ram

when this forum becomes a community of helpful mates, see the "cameras" thread as an example.
Looking for impartial advice, post your questions on DCFCfans and get some. Gives me a warm feeling.

Thought the hot tub had died due to bad leak & no way of locating it. Budgeting for £5-6k replacement.
Handy mate Bob comes round. 2 hours later......
£8 Homebase consumables
1 fixed hot tub
£42 Bottle of gin for Bob
Both happy.

Hope you’re Havana good time @froggg 

Last night’s nosh. Tigres (mussels in bechamel), chipirones (baby squid) and fried bocarons.

One bin between you?  Wow your council are tight...

Does your missus like pork in cider?

Does your missus like pork in cider?

Does your missus like pork in cider?

Does your missus like pork in cider?

Does your missus like pork in cider?

Does your missus like pork in cider?

Food or his missus? ?

I suspect threres still a ton of cheese related puns yet to come.

Withnail & I
11/10
I demand to have some booze!

Youre going to drive me batty with all these puns.

No need to carp on about it.

Slightly warm scones with clotted cream and whole-fruit strawberry jam.

The heat has got to me and I noticed this thread had been bumped to the top...
Taking photographs of food in a pub/restaurant. I could almost forgive this if you were eating at Anthony Bourdain's, but you're not, it's just a really big burger and some chips.
Sweet potato fries. Utter w*nk. P*ss off back to South America.
Having integral parts of a meal on a separate plate/bowl. Seems impossible to get a full English now without the beans being in a little pot on the side. Beans next to bacon next to egg, use the sausage as a breakwater. Genuine sides like onion rings, no problem.
Anywhere that serves food on a piece of slate or chopping board or square plate.
Electrical items/technology that arrives without the means to connect to another appliance. E.g. Blue ray player arriving without HDMI lead, Internet Hub arriving without any cables whatsoever, electric toothbrush without a charger.
Obese colleagues banging on about eating a celery stick for lunch. It's not going to work if you carry on having pizza and chips every night for dinner.
Soup/tea/coffee slurpers.
Been said a million times before on this thread, but I saw one today... the man-bun. 
People in meetings/presentations that say aloud "yes", "mmmhh" when agreeing with someone who is speaking to the group, seemingly oblivious to the fact they are not being spoken to 1:1.
Toe tappers/leg shakers. Sit still for f**ks sake or take some Vallium.
Builders who think it's acceptable to come into my house, do their job and leave without clearing up the debris and detritus they've left as a result.
Taking annual leave to watch Wimbledon on TV.
 

I'm afraid I'm guilty of reading the very compelling evidence that points to their guilt and finding that there can be very little doubt that they are culpable 

Its never too early for an airport beer.

Its never too early for an airport beer.

Having to wait until june for GOT to start this year.

Did it have a sour after taste to it? 

Got a promotion today at work .
So leaving here shortly to celebrate  with a nice 16 oz. sirloin at a local steakhouse.