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Forum posters who change their user name.

Sorry couldn't  lift my knee high enough to get it in shot. My knees were killing me after climbing all the steps to the top of the Petrin Tower to take the photo.

Drivers who don't accelerate on a motorway slip road, Meaning as they attempt to merge into the traffic in the inside lane, they're not matching the speed of the vehicles already on the motorway. So as a result they are a danger to themselves, other drivers already on the motorway and a pain in the butt to the driver who as followed them down the slip road. As they too try to join the motorway safely.

"Can you send me that in an email?"
No you daft cow I've just sat with you for 10 minutes explaining it in person so that I don't have to write War and Peace. If you can't grasp it, tell me now, if you won't remember everything, make notes and stop wasting my time.

People who wear work lanyards outside of work. Like it makes them feel important.

Drivers who don't accelerate on a motorway slip road, Meaning as they attempt to merge into the traffic in the inside lane, they're not matching the speed of the vehicles already on the motorway. So as a result they are a danger to themselves, other drivers already on the motorway and a pain in the butt to the driver who as followed them down the slip road. As they too try to join the motorway safely.

Drivers who don't accelerate on a motorway slip road, Meaning as they attempt to merge into the traffic in the inside lane, they're not matching the speed of the vehicles already on the motorway. So as a result they are a danger to themselves, other drivers already on the motorway and a pain in the butt to the driver who as followed them down the slip road. As they too try to join the motorway safely.

Drivers who don't accelerate on a motorway slip road, Meaning as they attempt to merge into the traffic in the inside lane, they're not matching the speed of the vehicles already on the motorway. So as a result they are a danger to themselves, other drivers already on the motorway and a pain in the butt to the driver who as followed them down the slip road. As they too try to join the motorway safely.

I've posted this very thing before.
It's great fun when their actions mean you've got a lorry bearing down on you both, leaving you with a choice of driving up close behind them and filling the gap between them and the lorry, or slowing down so much that you end up behind the lorry and doing the same thing to anyone who may be behind you...

Drivers who don't accelerate on a motorway slip road, Meaning as they attempt to merge into the traffic in the inside lane, they're not matching the speed of the vehicles already on the motorway. So as a result they are a danger to themselves, other drivers already on the motorway and a pain in the butt to the driver who as followed them down the slip road. As they too try to join the motorway safely.

Drivers who don't accelerate on a motorway slip road, Meaning as they attempt to merge into the traffic in the inside lane, they're not matching the speed of the vehicles already on the motorway. So as a result they are a danger to themselves, other drivers already on the motorway and a pain in the butt to the driver who as followed them down the slip road. As they too try to join the motorway safely.

Drivers who don't accelerate on a motorway slip road, Meaning as they attempt to merge into the traffic in the inside lane, they're not matching the speed of the vehicles already on the motorway. So as a result they are a danger to themselves, other drivers already on the motorway and a pain in the butt to the driver who as followed them down the slip road. As they too try to join the motorway safely.

Love locks on bridges. 

Sorry couldn't  lift my knee high enough to get it in shot. My knees were killing me after climbing all the steps to the top of the Petrin Tower to take the photo.

Sorry couldn't  lift my knee high enough to get it in shot. My knees were killing me after climbing all the steps to the top of the Petrin Tower to take the photo.

would be really duckin good, if fans just bought their own, and werent so lazy as to rely on the club to reproduce tin pot ones on mass... would be even better if wembkey / FA didnt have such stupid rules on what isnt and what is allowed in. - A FLAG IS A FLAG.... if Cologne or borussia dortmund or whoever turned up from any other european nation,  wembley would be confisgating more than 50% of their flags just because they are security nazis

Idle sods that can't be bothered returning their supermarket trolley and leave them in the middle of a parking bay. So blocking the bay and  causing an inconvenience to other shoppers.

Idle sods that can't be bothered returning their supermarket trolley and leave them in the middle of a parking bay. So blocking the bay and  causing an inconvenience to other shoppers.

Idle sods that can't be bothered returning their supermarket trolley and leave them in the middle of a parking bay. So blocking the bay and  causing an inconvenience to other shoppers.

Does the new recipe mean it nearly tastes as good as the box it comes in?

That will take a bit longer 
#educatetheheathens

This is still my favourite shirt.

Don't worry in a couple of months time, with all the great new trade deals in place and all those johnny foreigners being shown the door. There'll be more jobs available than there are highly skilled university graduates to fill them.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Good job this is the joke thread or people may take it seriously.

This is still my favourite shirt.

I had the pleasure today to go and look at the Alan Hinton shirt at Hansons, this shirt is special because not only was it worn in the first few games of the championship winning season in 1971/72 but it was the first time that the new snorting Ram was seen on a shirt, it was the old shirt with the rings on the collar and the cuffs but with that fantastic new emblem of Derby County ! After a few matches they changed to the completely blank white shirt that we are more familiar with !