Mucker1884

Damn, that means my ideal scenario of both stoke and boro being relegated can’t happen. Only one of them can. Might as well go for stoke. That means I can root for boro (eeuuughh) against Cardiff. 

There's only one ideal scenario... wins for West Brom (Fri), Brentford (Sat), and then us on Sun... so they achieve nothing this weekend.
Anything else, and The dirties will ether be promoted before our game, or on the final whistle.
Worst case, Brom & Brentford both fail to win, and our players have to form a guard of honour for the new champions!  Perish the thought!  The only blessing is that their fans won't be invading our stadium and rubbing our noses in it!  

There's only one ideal scenario... wins for West Brom (Fri), Brentford (Sat), and then us on Sun... so they achieve nothing this weekend.
Anything else, and The dirties will ether be promoted before our game, or on the final whistle.
Worst case, Brom & Brentford both fail to win, and our players have to form a guard of honour for the new champions!  Perish the thought!  The only blessing is that their fans won't be invading our stadium and rubbing our noses in it!  

Obviously they must have played well all season, but that bit of help to get over the line also needs to go your way. og today . injury time winner against Swansea.  Hopefully we can raise our game, the other two win and we can leave them sweating against Charlton who need to win. That wouldn't be an easy match.  Denied autos by the prodigal son Bowyer and us . That would be a laugh.

Don’t drink all them in one go or you might get a bit merry.

FTFY

Yes. 
I’ve watched on my laptop, Muckerette’s ipad, and my iphone. 
It’s your account that’s registered, not the device. 

"I am" not "Ize is"... "It's not true that I am American".
 
it's not bloody difficult, thicko!  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

You speak for yourself!  That pic is just screaming out for my knee to be in the foreground.  It would have looked fantastic!  ?

Liked this, knee would’ve spoilt it

Isn't grave digging illegal?  You should get 5 to 7 years, just for digging that one up!  

Yes. 
I’ve watched on my laptop, Muckerette’s ipad, and my iphone. 
It’s your account that’s registered, not the device. 

I don't get out much.

"I am" not "Ize is"... "It's not true that I am American".
 
it's not bloody difficult, thicko!  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Women who scream when they see you naked for the first time. 
The ones who then run out of the park are even worse. 

It's sights like that that make me wish i was 10 years old again and out with my mates. 

Found some on the freezer #Boycie couldn’t let you miss out, cooked in beef dripping.?

"Thriceland"!  

"Thriceland"!  

www.derby_land_mines.co.uk
Bit extreme, but as long as you put up a sign, it's their own fault if they lose a limb.

Oh, I'm fully aware of that old adage, but you, my friend, clearly don't know me too well.  I'm a non-conformist.  A rebel, one might say!  Despite my ovine tendencies, a sheep I most certainly am not!
I lead, but do not follow.
I will/do wear blue and green together.
I will/do wear pvc underwear without the use of talcum powder.
I will/do walk under ladders.
I will/do openly support the underdog (obvs!)
I do look good in budgie smugglers, despite what others clearly think (I've seen those disdainful European glares, across the campsite pool!)
I have even been known to have both chips AND rice on the same plate, and am not embarrassed to admit it!
 
In fact... I laugh in the face of old adages!  I smash mirrors for a hobby!  Join me, brother, and feel the freedom!
(Sorry, I can't extend that invitation to everybody, otherwise we'd all become sheep, by default!).
 

Dog owners, who for some inexplicable reason, assume everyone would like to fuss over their dogs!
Just met up with big sis in her local park.  sat in our camping chairs.  Thermos cuppa each.  3 of us in total (2 of us from one household).
First time we've seen her since early March.  Was wonderful. (She's mid 60's and lives alone). 
All grass.  Very quiet, so very spacious, under the circumstances.  Nobody came within 20m of us (and we didn't cause anyone to divert in any way.  We saw 7 other people in 90 mins.  Dad and young son over the other side.  Bit of a kick about etc.  The other 5 were just strolling through.  3 of them were walking dogs.  Of those 3, 2 of them allowed their dogs (2 owners... 3 dogs) to approach us, and begin to sniff around etc.  Chairs/ankles/bags/shoes/thermos cups.  You name it, the dogs wanted to explore.
Neither owner made any attempt whatsoever, to curtail their dog's approach by calling them back, and literally had to be told to do so, before they reacted in any way!  (By Muckerette... I'm too much of a coward, and just tried shooing the dogs away directly... unsuccessfully, I hasten to add)
My sister isn't at all keen on dogs.  Muckerette is generally scared of them, or at the very least, doesn't trust them.  I can take 'em or leave 'em, and am more than comfortable around dogs... in the right setting!  But I certainly don't want 'em licking my friggin mug of coffee!
Whether dogs could be virus carriers or whether that is unproven/old wives tale, I care not one jot. 
Whether each particular dog is vicious or "just wants to play", I care even less!
Keep the Bamfords away.  If they cannot be trusted, then leash the duckers!  At the very least, for the better trained and more well behaved dogs... as all three of these seemed to be, if truth be told... try calling them back yourself, before they reach us, and before we feel the need to tell you to control your dogs!
 
I fully appreciate that most dogs like a fuss.  Who doesn't!
I fully appreciate that some people approach others' dogs, against the owners wishes.  I know this works both ways.
So... we won't approach your dog unless invited to do so (No thanks!), and you don't allow yours to approach us, unless we invite you to (Fat chance!).
 
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There was a young family from Leicester,
Who were told to stay home 'til they fester.
It didn't take long,
'til they started to pong,
So they all got transferred to Manchester.