Mucker1884

Who invited Mel Morris into this chat?

Will you be able to squeeze through the turnstile with your ballions inflated?

The club are not asking... they are telling... don't do it.
The law says... don't do it.
"The best way to gain promotion is by the Play-Offs" is oft-written... do they invade the pitch at Wembley?
Hysterically approaching a player who has yet to make himself safe by dashing down the tunnel, just to "Plant a big fat kiss" could (understandably) be misconstrued as a potential attack/assault.  Remember, there will be confusion, concern, and uncertainty from some quarters.
All it takes... literally... is one jubilant fan being tripped/nudged/held back by a viz'd up official whose sole job/instruction is to attempt to fend off a pitch invasion for the mood to change.  Just one defensive/evasive swing of the arm can be caught on the numerous cameras, and have you stood in the dock before you can say "I wish I'd listened to Uncle Mucker"!
 
#only fools rush on
#keep it classy
#pitch for players, stands for fans
#we'll all be havin' a party, when Derby County rise


 

Word on the street is...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Just so you know, it ain't cool to bear grudges.  It ain't mature to swear in public.  It ain't uplifting to dwell on previous negatives.  It is not sagacious to disrespect the hierarchy.  
 
But come Saturday, from 90:00 and throughout the additional minutes... with the resuscitated Rams on the verge of a new life... throw all that in the bin, and let's give 'em the rousiest, passionest, Black & Whitest, most heartfeltest rendition of "They docked us 21 points..." British football has ever... EVER... witnessed.
 
To hell with dignity!  🐏

Coincidently the same day your heading off to France, you randy pair..

For all those considering placing a bet on the oppo, just to make yourself feel better should tomorrow turn out to be a complete shitzfest, there are alternative methods to get that smug grin back on your face faster than you can suck those balls into the back of the net...
 
https://danielbeavis.muchloved.com/
#still open for business
#bets still being taken
#etc
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
#leave it mods... it's for a good cause  👀 🙏
 

So I hear the new James Bond is out.  All PC as expected. 🙄
Starts off as man, but by the end, "They" identify as a woman!  FFS, Whatever next! 🤐
Anyway... Cocktopussy is out 1st June... 

Not all of them, just those smelly lot from chad.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I live in chad before anyone wets their knickers.

Reminds me of one of my favourite lines in Chicken Run.
Mrs Tweedy, the chickens are revolting!
Finally, something we agree on

Nice to see Jewell's defence meeting up again after all this time.

But... but... those peasants are revolting! 

I thought this was gonna be about revealing Simmo's true allegiance after the game!  🤣 

The club are not asking... they are telling... don't do it.
The law says... don't do it.
"The best way to gain promotion is by the Play-Offs" is oft-written... do they invade the pitch at Wembley?
Hysterically approaching a player who has yet to make himself safe by dashing down the tunnel, just to "Plant a big fat kiss" could (understandably) be misconstrued as a potential attack/assault.  Remember, there will be confusion, concern, and uncertainty from some quarters.
All it takes... literally... is one jubilant fan being tripped/nudged/held back by a viz'd up official whose sole job/instruction is to attempt to fend off a pitch invasion for the mood to change.  Just one defensive/evasive swing of the arm can be caught on the numerous cameras, and have you stood in the dock before you can say "I wish I'd listened to Uncle Mucker"!
 
#only fools rush on
#keep it classy
#pitch for players, stands for fans
#we'll all be havin' a party, when Derby County rise