Mucker1884

Bottom shelf breakfast, top shelf dinner.

More food!  Do you ever stop eating, you fat ba5t4rd!   

I know, went overboard with the meat.

Drivers who smash into you instead of giving way... then give you a mouthful for being in the wrong!
 
Ha Ha!
WARNING... DAILY FAIL ARTICLE...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7995273/Astonishing-moment-woman-launches-foul-mouthed-rant-driver-crashes-car.html
 
 
 
 

Well, First off, he's got to catch the bloody thing, then skin and de-bone it, then bung it in the mincer...
Have you seen how fast them Quorns are!  

There was a picture somewhere which showed it all spread out including 10 £20 quid notes. Wine was Malbec.
PS Didn't Trust me,! You been talking to my missus?

Not interested.  I'm a vegan.  Don't know how you can eat the cute little fella's.  Monster!  

Well, First off, he's got to catch the bloody thing, then skin and de-bone it, then bung it in the mincer...
Have you seen how fast them Quorns are!  

Quorns are like haggis.
Two left legs are shorter than the right. They get away easily if you try to catch them on hills in one direction.
The trick is to turn them round!?

They did:£200 quid donation to funds
Bottle of Macallan, 2 bottles of red and box of Ferrero Rocher. Also a card of heartfelt apologies.

twots who go up a mountain in trainers... with no map... in a storm!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-51447226
 
Let's hope they get the bill... and also buy the rescuers a pint apiece!

twots who go up a mountain in trainers... with no map... in a storm!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-51447226
 
Let's hope they get the bill... and also buy the rescuers a pint apiece!

When regatta go, regatta go!

Here to serve...

We have had such a great response to them that we are looking at getting a run of 84 done to tie in with the 125 year anniversary of the BBG, get on Twitter and follow us at @ramsheritage or search  for Rams Heritage Trust, we are getting some ideas of numbers, they will be around £80 each as they are a bespoke order, I will also put some updates on here, they really are a superbly well made shirt, British made, not CHINESE imported.

Sheepy Blinders?

Sheepy Blinders?

Sheepy Blinders?

For 2020 my goal is to be less condescending to people. 
Condescending means to talk down to someone.

I always ask for both. Although I'm still in your younger days, just about!

1840s or 1930s? 

I have been known to have both (custard AND Ice cream).
In my younger days, of course... late 30's, early 40's!  ?

Anyone who doesn’t have custard with treacle sponge is an animal. ?

I'm on a diet and was feeling quite self righteous about how well the denying stuff was going.  Then: You mention my favourite dessert and I headed for the freezer and microwave!!!!

dont know how this got on this nice policeman in bristol???