Mucker1884

I once left the house still in my slippers. It was one of those self-locking yale lock things. I didn't have a key, as folk were due home before I was. There was nobody in when I left. It was a Saturday morning, I was 14... and was off to play rugby for the school team. Just think about that for a moment! 😲 Don't tell me about having a bad day! *It was the first time I ever paid a hooker to come to my rescue, but that's a whole different story... I ain't got time.

HEY! Premier League Chiefs, listen up...

Don't beat yersen up about it mate. As I sat wondering whether to leave early or not*, I distinctly heard them singing that they actually HATED us, so feckham! *I didn't... we scored... yeh me! 🐏

He's allowed to. He's a goalkeepe... oh... erm... as you were, sorry! Misunderstanding! 🤪

No. I'm ok with it. It's Barkhuizen I struggle with... There must be 5 different pronunciations spread around Radio Derby alone! 🙄 I ain't got a clue how to pronounce it! ... I also used to struggle a lot with Stefan Schnoor, but that was more to do with my lisp, to be fair.

Dear Simon, May I take this opportunity to mention that FFP was brought in becau... oh... never mind... Thanks for giving us a giggle. I like you.

#worn out

Yeah, they might have to. That's what lack of maintenance can do for yer... or it's due anyway (Fair wear and tear/age etc) hence what appears to be a reduction in TLC/spending for now? I know not. 🤷‍♂️

Ah right! Fair do's buddy. 👍 At least you're managing to keep yer pecker up during this horrendous spell we're having, that's the main thing. 🐏

But the condition of the pitch is not something you can change overnight... or cheaply. We're potentially only a few months from being an ambitious Championship side. Best not let it deteriorate too much! 😉

A rousing rendition of SBW is required at Lincoln on Saturday... It'd be the great man's 150th birthday! 🐏

Was that the season their manager couldn't bring himself to comment, when he heard we'd survived on the last day? He appeared to be holding in his inner disgust! 👀

2 x Tickets secured for the Lincoln game, with massive thanks to one of our own off here*, who I met for the first time before last night's game, to complete the transaction. Was great to meet up with you buddy, and a genuine thanks for going out of your way to secure the tickets for me. 👍 Just hope the players give me... and Steve Bloomer... a happy smiley birthday evening, come Saturday! 🐏 *I won't name the poster, as there are some on here... understandably so... that prefer the official route of names on waiting lists, and not queue jumping by non-away members, so if there's any flak, aim that in my direction, not the kind and generous soul who helped out a stranger in the name of Ramcamaraderie. 🐏🍻 See you all in Lincoln! Hoorah! 😄🐏

Well, having sat through that second half, no way am I brave enough to go skipping back through these pages to see what was being posted! One can only imagine! 👀 I'll just sigh with relief, take the 3 points, thank the players for not giving up, and go again on Saturday. EIEIEIO...

Not sure if Lincoln are our bogey team, but we need the points, to help towards a return ticket to the Championship. A good win, and I'll go loco. etc.

You are most welcome, my friend. T'was no bother! 👀 If you have any further questions you need answering, just pop back again, and ask away, yeah! 🐏

Nob'ead? Is that you? 🤷‍♂️

To all those Warne-haters out there who have thus far refused to wear a bobble hat purely because of the association twixt the two...

Pfft. Forest haven't appealed to me in over 50 years. They've got no chance with 7 days!

No! 😲 Not until he has officially retire... oh... someone's moved it already!

Whether Warning: The Met Office warns that it is currently unknown Whether Forest will get enough points deduction to be relegated and/or finish with less than the coveted 11 points.

I know mate! Tell me about it. 🙄 It's her No**ingham birthright and Ilson upbringing! There's just no controlling her! On the upside, I never had to teach her how to spit! Still... She'll be at Lincoln with me next week, cheering on The Rams, so there's still a bit of decency in her! 😉

Surely we must Shittor bust The pressure rises So please, no nasty surprises Home win 3-1 Collins #neverindoubt #don'tknowwhatweweresoworriedabout #ohyeoflittlefaith #whatapleasantevening #etc

Oh! So it does! Well I never! etc 🤣 🍻🐏