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(To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

This is the real life,

Not some Meixcan fantasy,

We're caught in a landslide,

Of Bris's negativity,

Open your eyes,

Can't you see that our ***** teeeeam,

It has no flair players, or creativity,

Because we can't pass,

To the goal.

We must sign,

Latino's.

Our players can't be that good, if they can't speak Spanish like Bris, they must be shiiiit......

Vegas...

The time has come...

Time to realise that we,

Can't accept your anti-English blasphemy,

Vegas,

You've got to know,

We don't give a **** about the leagues in Mexico,

Vegas oooooooh,

We know that they've got skills,

And **** me we get it that we seem rubbish,

But come on, just come on, we can't really be that bad?

You said....we'd signed Paul Thirwell....

All that money, what a waste, the bloke only passes sideways,

But come on Mr Vegas, Coutts has proved you wrong!

He creates, he scores, he runs, just face the truth...

Vegas, ooooh,

I don't mean to pry!...

But when you touch yourself at night do you think of Swansea City??

(Epic Guitar Solo)

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(To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

This is the real life,

Not some Meixcan fantasy,

We're caught in a landslide,

Of Bris's negativity,

Open your eyes,

Can't you see that our ***** teeeeam,

It has no flair players, or creativity,

Because we can't pass,

To the goal.

We must sign,

Latino's.

Our players can't be that good, if they can't speak Spanish like Bris, they must be shiiiit......

Vegas...

The time has come...

Time to realise that we,

Can't accept your anti-English blasphemy,

Vegas,

You've got to know,

We don't give a **** about the leagues in Mexico,

Vegas oooooooh,

We know that they've got skills,

And **** me we get it that we seem rubbish,

But come on, just come on, we can't really be that bad?

You said....we'd signed Paul Thirwell....

All that money, what a waste, the bloke only passes sideways,

But come on Mr Vegas, Coutts has proved you wrong!

He creates, he scores, he runs, just face the truth...

Vegas, ooooh,

I don't mean to pry!...

But when you touch yourself at night do you think of Swansea City??

(Epic Guitar Solo)

Well, what a post to return with Alex
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As much as I think that is a masterpiece.... could you not have squeezed in a little bit about the pure sizzling nature of all mexican women?

Or is that another song for another thread? Or are they the ones pulling the strings during the guitar solo?

Still...I want to hear this thing!!

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(To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

This is the real life,

Not some Meixcan fantasy,

We're caught in a landslide,

Of Bris's negativity,

Open your eyes,

Can't you see that our ***** teeeeam,

It has no flair players, or creativity,

Because we can't pass,

To the goal.

We must sign,

Latino's.

Our players can't be that good, if they can't speak Spanish like Bris, they must be shiiiit......

Vegas...

The time has come...

Time to realise that we,

Can't accept your anti-English blasphemy,

Vegas,

You've got to know,

We don't give a **** about the leagues in Mexico,

Vegas oooooooh,

We know that they've got skills,

And **** me we get it that we seem rubbish,

But come on, just come on, we can't really be that bad?

You said....we'd signed Paul Thirwell....

All that money, what a waste, the bloke only passes sideways,

But come on Mr Vegas, Coutts has proved you wrong!

He creates, he scores, he runs, just face the truth...

Vegas, ooooh,

I don't mean to pry!...

But when you touch yourself at night do you think of Swansea City??

(Epic Guitar Solo)

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside..

But please can we wait at least 6 months for the 'prove you wrong' posts.. They simply don't work after 1 game

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(To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

This is the real life,

Not some Meixcan fantasy,

We're caught in a landslide,

Of Bris's negativity,

Open your eyes,

Can't you see that our ***** teeeeam,

It has no flair players, or creativity,

Because we can't pass,

To the goal.

We must sign,

Latino's.

Our players can't be that good, if they can't speak Spanish like Bris, they must be shiiiit......

Vegas...

The time has come...

Time to realise that we,

Can't accept your anti-English blasphemy,

Vegas,

You've got to know,

We don't give a **** about the leagues in Mexico,

Vegas oooooooh,

We know that they've got skills,

And **** me we get it that we seem rubbish,

But come on, just come on, we can't really be that bad?

You said....we'd signed Paul Thirwell....

All that money, what a waste, the bloke only passes sideways,

But come on Mr Vegas, Coutts has proved you wrong!

He creates, he scores, he runs, just face the truth...

Vegas, ooooh,

I don't mean to pry!...

But when you touch yourself at night do you think of Swansea City??

(Epic Guitar Solo)

ok, hands up who has played Bohemian Rhapsody and sang along with Alex's words

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