The last 5 minutes of a match.

[sage]

If I am at the game and we are winning I am screaming at the forwards to drop back and cover runners and at the defence to push out.

If they were listening they would possible pass each other in opposite directions.

When we are losing, every misplaced pass or inaccurate cross is like a dagger to my heart.

I may need therapy.

 

[Igorwasking]

Up until this season - the last 5 minutes of most games see me head in hands, muttering that manager X is a numpty. This season I spend the last half hour wondering when Mason is coming on ???

[RoyMac5]

15 hours ago, coneheadjohn said:

I was hoping you were going to do us a little dance or some roboting.

Only when I’ve missed my halftime loo break! ?

[1of4]

Never mind the last five minutes, I start feeling nervous and on edge five minutes before kick-off. I can only relax and enjoy the match once we are more than two goals in front.

[JoeDerby]

Last season I used to shout 'GET OUT AND PRESS YOU *****'

 

This season I shout 'GET BACK AND DEFEND YOU SILLY *****'

[Jimbo Ram]

On ‎05‎/‎09‎/‎2018 at 09:17, coneheadjohn said:

Of a match,winning,losing or drawing.

Watching live on a screen or listening.

If we’re winning by a single goal I find it unbearable and usually pace around the house,sit on the toilet or go out.

Losing,I will be throwing a strop.

I do realise that anyone who sits in the East Stand will be on their way home at this point.

 

What do you do?

I get incredibly tense at all stages during the second half of a game if we are winning or drawing. Don't find it so bad if we are losing. It is a bit of a family trait, my dad, a Saints fan, is just the same-if we are watching at home on tv on occasions we say 'shall we turn it off for 5 minutes'....I did just that in the famous play off second leg during extra time v Saints...just to turn back on as Rasiak was celebrating his injury time equaliser!!!!

[BramcoteRam84]

If I’m listening to radio derby, then I’m pacing the house and generally bricking it, heading and kicking every ball. Because radio derby make a comfortable 2-0 victory sound tense in the dying minutes!!

If I’m at the game, depends how the game is going. If we’re looking comfortable and we’re managing the game in the right areas i.e Their half, then I’m relaxed. If we’re under siege and hacking it anywhere, it’s jumping up and down head in hands lots of nerves.

Then there’s forest where I wake up in a state of panic, and I’m nervous all day going to the toilet several times, then hardly daring to watch the 90 minutes, singing and chanting loudly to try and fail to get rid of my nerves until the full time whistle. The whole day is horrendous....until we win!

[Will the Ram]

I’m always there until the end. I hate leaving early. The game could turn in a instant (as Blackpool proved yesterday against Bradford).

Think I’ve only left early twice in the 20 years I’ve been a Ram. Not my choice either on those occasions.

[G STAR RAM]

I sit on the end of a row in the East Stand so most of the last 5 minutes are spent playing musical chairs and looking at people's backs.

[Paese]

1 hour ago, G STAR RAM said:

I sit on the end of a row in the East Stand so most of the last 5 minutes are spent playing musical chairs and looking at people's backs.

Luckily you're not missing much.