Day Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, reveldevil said: I'd drop an E if I had to join Stoke. I guess the gurning in front of the Sky cameras outside the Bet365 will see you fit in with the locals. Blend right in on deadline day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Boycie said: He’s going after Ben Osborne apparently. Can he kick it far? Shurrup Daveo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Rab a dab doo said: He can go for anyone now as he's got loads money. How much will he cost to sit on the bench? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Harford Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 4 hours ago, reveldevil said: I'd drop an E if I had to join Stoke. Oh yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 On 01/06/2018 at 13:50, Mick Harford said: Oh yes They were the days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franks Tanked Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Rowett / Delilah remix: Why Why Why...... Dear Rowett??? Bye Bye Bye.......... Dear Rowett!!! So you ducked off to Stoke Cus you thought we was broke Forgive us dear Rowett I just couldn't stand anymore And we had Mel with Frank Lamps lined up on our door!!! We stood there laughing... Ha ha ha!!! We got 2 million quid, And now fat Frank will show us how to score!!! Needs some work?. Roll on the new season! I have having nothing to do on a Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Franks Tanked said: Rowett / Delilah remix: Why Why Why...... Dear Rowett??? Bye Bye Bye.......... Dear Rowett!!! So you ducked off to Stoke Cus you thought we was broke Forgive us dear Rowett I just couldn't stand anymore And we had Mel with Frank Lamps lined up on our door!!! We stood there laughing... Ha ha ha!!! We got 2 million quid, And now fat Frank will show us how to score!!! Needs some work?. Roll on the new season! I have having nothing to do on a Saturday. Don't worry, @reveldevil has already done the work for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franks Tanked Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Carnero said: Don't worry, @reveldevil has already done the work for you! I'm new here. What does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 22 minutes ago, Franks Tanked said: I'm new here. What does that mean? Sorry, there is a thread somewhere (I've looked but can't find it!) where another poster has already composed a quite brilliant song to the same tune! Great minds think alike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 @Franks Tanked I saw the light on the night that we missed out on Wembley, I saw the flickering hope die with 2 shots on goal, He was my Gary, As we defended I watched and went out of my mind Why why why oh Rowett, Why not try oh Rowett? I could see that man was no good for me, But he was tied to a deal that no man could free. At the end of the day when the Rams fell away, Stoke were waiting, They crossed the street to Mel's house and they knocked on the door, Mel stood there laughing, Then noticed the cheque in their hand, and he laughed no more. Please please please take Rowett, He'll dig up your pitch then plough it, I can see, the snake doesn't do loyalty I'd sack him myself, but now you have saved me the fee. (Trumpet solo, played by Gary obviously). Mel stood there laughing, Then noticed the cheque in their hand and he laughed no more, Bye bye bye oh Rowett, I'm I'm I'm delighted, Just before, attendances fall through the floor Forgive me for saying I just couldn't take anymore, Forgive me for saying I just couldn't take anymore! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franks Tanked Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Carnero said: Sorry, there is a thread somewhere (I've looked but can't find it!) where another poster has already composed a quite brilliant song to the same tune! Great minds think alike! Oh sorry, didn't realise. Or simple minds. Now there's a thought?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franks Tanked Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Carnero said: @Franks Tanked I saw the light on the night that we missed out on Wembley, I saw the flickering hope die with 2 shots on goal, He was my Gary, As we defended I watched and went out of my mind Why why why oh Rowett, Why not try oh Rowett? I could see that man was no good for me, But he was tied to a deal that no man could free. At the end of the day when the Rams fell away, Stoke were waiting, They crossed the street to Mel's house and they knocked on the door, Mel stood there laughing, Then noticed the cheque in their hand, and he laughed no more. Please please please take Rowett, He'll dig up your pitch then plough it, I can see, the snake doesn't do loyalty I'd sack him myself, but now you have saved me the fee. (Trumpet solo, played by Gary obviously). Mel stood there laughing, Then noticed the cheque in their hand and he laughed no more, Bye bye bye oh Rowett, I'm I'm I'm delighted, Just before, attendances fall through the floor Forgive me for saying I just couldn't take anymore, Forgive me for saying I just couldn't take anymore! ? Wow. That's brilliant. I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 On 31 May 2018 at 10:32, jagerbob said: i hate stoke with a passion but a part of me hopes they win the league by a mile if only to prove the fans wrong who still pine after hughes ince and bryson I have no animosity towards Stoke as a team or a city. However, I fear they may be facing a similar future to Coventry City. Many unspectacular years at top level followed by a decline by three relegations. Then having to consider a playoff final win out of the bottom division worthy of major celebrations. Hope I'm wrong, for GR's sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 And leave us not forget..... Barry Fry taking over the Blues on their relegation to the old second Division. "I will get this team out of Division 2 at the first time of asking""...... He did.....down to Division three. As a comparison, the Rams have been in the top two divisions for all but four seasons since 1884 I recall reading somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 7 different Stoke fans have told me they would rather have Frank than Gary as their manager. Just repeating a totally unscientific poll I’ve carried out earlier this evening. I asked 11 but the other 4 said “duck off you sheepshagging bar steward” No need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 7 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: 7 different Stoke fans have told me they would rather have Frank than Gary as their manager. Just repeating a totally unscientific poll I’ve carried out earlier this evening. I asked 11 but the other 4 said “duck off you sheepshagging bar steward” No need. He's a twit...end of. Well rid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 11 hours ago, bigbadbob said: They were the days Red stripe and banging tunes in the vines, bank holiday Mondays on sadler gate, Progress then Renaissance a bit later . Berlins and the Steam café . The Dial. The wherehouse ,Jimmys, molly magoos and the Pink coconut for a fun night . Dancing in at field Fantazia in 92. Getting into town late and wandering around like a tit for an hour looking for your mates before mobile phones . 4 and half stone lighter with hair . Where has twenty five years gone . Getting a bit dewy eyed now . Derby was a proper mecca for nights out back then . People would come miles to experience it . What happened ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 6 hours ago, kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong said: He's a twit...end of. Well rid. We haven't heard anything from the club or mel (same thing) have we, regarding growetts mysterious exit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mihangel Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 8 hours ago, Franks Tanked said: Wow. That's brilliant. I'll get my coat. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool As Custard Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: Red stripe and banging tunes in the vines, bank holiday Mondays on sadler gate, Progress then Renaissance a bit later . Berlins and the Steam café . The Dial. The wherehouse ,Jimmys, molly magoos and the Pink coconut for a fun night . Dancing in at field Fantazia in 92. Getting into town late and wandering around like a tit for an hour looking for your mates before mobile phones . 4 and half stone lighter with hair . Where has twenty five years gone . Getting a bit dewy eyed now . Derby was a proper mecca for nights out back then . People would come miles to experience it . What happened ? You’ve just described all my Fridays & Saturday nights from the early 90’s - epic days! ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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