Owd miner Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Nah ive gorra a reet story ta tell thee abart mi owd mukka Lee Carsley .... Quite a few year ago i wer at a Derby supporters due.ya know one o them presentation thingies .. i wor wi mi fost wife ... Hilda mark 1 grrrr and sum mates... nah we wa ayeing some beers and lionel pickering , Daryll Powell and mi owd mukka Lee wor teking part in a few questions... nah lee had been injured if tha remebers wi a thigh strain or summat ... so id popped a few sherberts darn mi neck and microphone came round ... mi mate whispers ask” him how his dog his “ coz he reckoned hed done it gerrin out o bed chasing his dog or summat. So when i gor owd of microphone i asked him in front of a packed hall . “ lee , hows ya dog “........ room wa silent “ he replies “ mi dogs dead mi owd, had him put down” ... ouch ...room remained silent , kids started crying , old women said i wa a disgrace and i could hear a church bell ringing .... oh how we laughed....only good thing is im not wi Hilda mark 1 anymore ... she used ta smell and she had a tash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 It made me smile what ever it says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Illegible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North East Ram Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 14 minutes ago, Gritters said: It made me smile what ever it says. FFS poor owd Bounder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Did Hilda smell and have a tash when you met her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, Gritters said: It made me smile what ever it says. I believe you can download an app that allows you to type in the queens english and it comes out owd miner, or visa versa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Alpha said: Did Hilda smell and have a tash when you met her? Well she had sum cream that hid the smell ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 31 minutes ago, Owd miner said: Nah ive gorra a reet story ta tell thee abart mi owd mukka Lee Carsley .... Quite a few year ago i wer at a Derby supporters due.ya know one o them presentation thingies .. i wor wi mi fost wife ... Hilda mark 1 grrrr and sum mates... nah we wa ayeing some beers and lionel pickering , Daryll Powell and mi owd mukka Lee wor teking part in a few questions... nah lee had been injured if tha remebers wi a thigh strain or summat ... so id popped a few sherberts darn mi neck and microphone came round ... mi mate whispers ask” him how his dog his “ coz he reckoned hed done it gerrin out o bed chasing his dog or summat. So when i gor owd of microphone i asked him in front of a packed hall . “ lee , hows ya dog “........ room wa silent “ he replies “ mi dogs dead mi owd, had him put down” ... ouch ...room remained silent , kids started crying , old women said i wa a disgrace and i could hear a church bell ringing .... oh how we laughed....only good thing is im not wi Hilda mark 1 anymore ... she used ta smell and she had a tash Was Hilda a male vagrant?? And why were you eyeing Lionel Pickering he neither smelled or had a tash last time I met him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 It is a true story that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 2 hours ago, cosmic said: Illegible. Its not even slightly illegible - it reads so ******* well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Owd miner said: It is a true story that Got to ask.. is it really true? And which Mark of Hilda are you on now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 surely people can read phonetically. It's in a similar mindset to text speak, but wi t'accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Owd miner said: Nah ive gorra a reet story ta tell thee abart mi owd mukka Lee Carsley .... Quite a few year ago i wer at a Derby supporters due.ya know one o them presentation thingies .. i wor wi mi fost wife ... Hilda mark 1 grrrr and sum mates... nah we wa ayeing some beers and lionel pickering , Daryll Powell and mi owd mukka Lee wor teking part in a few questions... nah lee had been injured if tha remebers wi a thigh strain or summat ... so id popped a few sherberts darn mi neck and microphone came round ... mi mate whispers ask” him how his dog his “ coz he reckoned hed done it gerrin out o bed chasing his dog or summat. So when i gor owd of microphone i asked him in front of a packed hall . “ lee , hows ya dog “........ room wa silent “ he replies “ mi dogs dead mi owd, had him put down” ... ouch ...room remained silent , kids started crying , old women said i wa a disgrace and i could hear a church bell ringing .... oh how we laughed....only good thing is im not wi Hilda mark 1 anymore ... she used ta smell and she had a tash @GboroRamGrammar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Parsnip said: Its not even slightly illegible - it reads so ******* well! Sorry, I meant to say irritable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, cosmic said: Sorry, I meant to say irritable. Haha I love it I do. It reminds me so much of being in an old boozer and listening to old chaps talking. I remember two 'owd miners' at the bar in the thack in Riddings once trying to pronounce 'Leonardo DiCaprio' - proper reminds me of that. @Owd miner's prose is bang on accurate - better than I've ever seen it written. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 29 minutes ago, LesterRam said: @GboroRamGrammar? Dunno. Probably doesn't count as English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 16 hours ago, Owd miner said: Nah ive gorra a reet story ta tell thee abart mi owd mukka Lee Carsley .... Quite a few year ago i wer at a Derby supporters due.ya know one o them presentation thingies .. i wor wi mi fost wife ... Hilda mark 1 grrrr and sum mates... nah we wa ayeing some beers and lionel pickering , Daryll Powell and mi owd mukka Lee wor teking part in a few questions... nah lee had been injured if tha remebers wi a thigh strain or summat ... so id popped a few sherberts darn mi neck and microphone came round ... mi mate whispers ask” him how his dog his “ coz he reckoned hed done it gerrin out o bed chasing his dog or summat. So when i gor owd of microphone i asked him in front of a packed hall . “ lee , hows ya dog “........ room wa silent “ he replies “ mi dogs dead mi owd, had him put down” ... ouch ...room remained silent , kids started crying , old women said i wa a disgrace and i could hear a church bell ringing .... oh how we laughed....only good thing is im not wi Hilda mark 1 anymore ... she used ta smell and she had a tash Gave up after 'Nah'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Yeah but have you slept with the Championship trophy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodley Ram Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Bloody google translate is crap, what are you on about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Did I ever tell you I saw Phil Gee in Matlock Bath chippy once. 1987. He didn’t see me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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