David Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Let’s not mess around here, that thing is majestic it truly is, Johnny Russell bless him will be clean shaven by Monday morning as he simply can’t compete with that level of beard greatness. Carson can hold his own, our own Captain Haddock, whilst he does not have the length the density is on par with our new Welsh midfielder and I’m sure they will develop a great friendship. (Hope he’s better than the last Welsh midfielder we had) Anyhow, I hope Rams TV run a feature, ‘A day in the life of Ledley’s beard’, have a camera man follow him around documenting behind the scenes challenges of being so manly, the care that must go into maintaining that level of beard, it’s a huge responsibility. I would like to know how much of his breakfast does he find throughout the day, is it like reaching down the side of the sofa, any spare change at all, the odd cheesy wotsit? So many questions, so little time. Have we ever witnessed a greater beard in a Derby shirt? Will we ever? We could be entering an era that shall never be surpassed, stories to one day bore the grandkids with. What a time to be alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Ram for All Seasons Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Does he get it pulled when he goes up for corners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I think Ledley looks a complete prat. Give me a 70s 'tache any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaRam Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I hate beards, frigging stupid things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, EnigmaRam said: I hate beards, frigging stupid things Is your hatred born from an inability to grow one? We are not all blessed with this special power, we should not be jealous of the chosen ones and appreciate the beauty that has sprouted from within Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth's left foot Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 As a fellow beardo I am in awe of his facial growth, surely his chant must include it. Cue the puns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Just now, Seth's left foot said: As a fellow beardo I am in awe of his facial growth, surely his chant must include it. Cue the puns? If we chanted about his 24 inch beard touching the ground, would Kick it Out get upset? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I think it's grown beyond any level of prickliness and would feel silky soft and lush. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Whenever I see a man with a beard like that I think of Ronald Dahls Mr Twit or a man with a beard of bees. Neither image is pretty tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Spirit of bocko 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 His face looks daft, he must constantly have facial hair in his food, curly hairs on his pizza. The sooner beards go back to being reserved for bikers and uncle Alberts the better the world will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loweman2 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, David said: Have we ever witnessed a greater beard in a Derby shirt? Will we ever? We could be entering an era that shall never be surpassed, stories to one day bore the grandkids with. What a time to be alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, loweman2 said: Looks a little wild that one, not as well maintained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 We were always told as kids that men with beards weren't to be trusted. What with them and schools passing parsnips off as chips it's a wonder we've survived into middle age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loweman2 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 37 minutes ago, David said: Looks a little wild that one, not as well maintained When men were men ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seth's left foot Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Sod all you beard haters, I'm officially growing mine ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RamNut Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Facial pubes yuk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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