Philmycock Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, WhiteHorseRam said: GO TO THE DOCTORS Why are you shouting? He's going tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, philmycock said: Why are you shouting? He's going tomorrow! Might want to try the hobble in department on London Road, tomorrow may be too late... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Brilliant ...not your friends pile. Plenty of orange juice lad,it will squirt out,less pressure on your Nobby Style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 37 minutes ago, philmycock said: Why are you shouting? He's going tomorrow! Probably so both you and your friend can hear him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 My friend asks if there is any footage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Thrombotic pile. I hope your friend has another friend who'll push the suppositary up for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I will be humming Carly Simon all night. Your sore vein..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, i-Ram said: I will be humming Carly Simon all night. Your sore vein..... I bet you think this thong about to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Or Johnny cash Ring of Fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, i-Ram said: I will be humming Carly Simon all night. Your sore vein..... @philmycock how dare you give me a face palm when you come on here asking for arse balm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just now, i-Ram said: @philmycock how dare you give me a face palm when you come on here asking for arse balm. Look I'm just worried about my pal, who's worried that his grape may be plum-sized by the morning, I'm sure all he needs is some sound health advice not being mocked with some 70's tune, of debatable quality, which incidentally was written about Warren Beatty did you know? And is certainly not as good as Nobody Does it Better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, philmycock said: Look I'm just worried about my pal, who's worried that his grape may be plum-sized by the morning, I'm sure all he needs is some sound health advice not being mocked with some 70's tune, of debatable quality, which incidentally was written about Warren Beatty did you know? And is certainly not as good as Nobody Does it Better. Was just wondering, is your mates name Philmybutt? I can just picture him now in the doctors.... Doctor: Good morning Philmybutt. What can I do for you today. Philmybutt: Well now you come to mention it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 1 hour ago, philmycock said: Look I'm just worried about my pal, who's worried that his grape may be plum-sized by the morning, I'm sure all he needs is some sound health advice not being mocked with some 70's tune, of debatable quality, which incidentally was written about Warren Beatty did you know? And is certainly not as good as Nobody Rubs it Better. Ftfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 3 hours ago, philmycock said: Why are you shouting? He's going tomorrow! Always go to see a doctor. Could have complications going along with his Chalfonts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 2 hours ago, i-Ram said: @philmycock how dare you give me a face palm when you come on here asking for arse balm. You know he's in pain when he has no sense of humour. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loweman2 Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 14 hours ago, Steve How Hard? said: Was just wondering, is your mates name Philmybutt? I can just picture him now in the doctors.... Doctor: Good morning Philmybutt. What can I do for you today. Philmybutt: Well now you come to mention it. Phil McCavity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Is there such a thing as Internal Haemorrhoid cream? Might it be better for @philmycock's friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Hope your mate went on ok at the doctors and he's no longer in discomfort. He's done the right thing by getting it checked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Steve How Hard? said: Hope your mate went on ok at the doctors and he's no longer in discomfort. He's done the right thing by getting it checked out. The doctor was very rough with his lubed fingers, I'm told. Waiting list for surgery is approx 18 weeks, so that's a summer of laxatives and Anusol for my poor chum, pfffft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 56 minutes ago, philmycock said: The doctor was very rough with his lubed fingers, I'm told. Waiting list for surgery is approx 18 weeks, so that's a summer of laxatives and Anusol for my poor chum, pfffft. Sounds like a holiday I once had in Ibiza Town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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