Stive Pesley Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Do you remember when the toilet paper at school was made of some kind of weird shiny non-absorbent material? I can only imagine it was to discourage us from dropping our guts at school so the cleaners had an easier time of it When did that stop happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, StivePesley said: Do you remember when the toilet paper at school was made of some kind of weird shiny non-absorbent material? I can only imagine it was to discourage us from dropping our guts at school so the cleaners had an easier time of it When did that stop happening? used to be tracing paper when I worra lad. It never removed anything, just moved it along your arsecrack. No wonder kids had skids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Green or blue paper towels fixed any playground injury. Magic sponge? Pah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 41 minutes ago, StivePesley said: Do you remember when the toilet paper at school was made of some kind of weird shiny non-absorbent material? I can only imagine it was to discourage us from dropping our guts at school so the cleaners had an easier time of it When did that stop happening? This stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Animal is a Ram said: Green or blue paper towels fixed any playground injury. Magic sponge? Pah We used to get some bright orange stuff (iodine?) wiped on it - job done 1 minute ago, Ewetube said: This stuff? YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, StivePesley said: YES! I well remember it's properties of adhesion were akin to greased teflon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I'm sure if parents forced their kids to wipe their arses with this stuff nowadays they'd soon be on child cruelty charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 You could ring 016 and get the test match score? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 My kids get bog roll that is extra-quilted and infused with shea butter. They don't know they're born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, eddie said: You could ring 016 and get the test match score? Yep and 8081 to find out what the time was! What was the number you rang to hear the latest chart songs being played down the phone? I'm sure I didn't imagine that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 13 minutes ago, StivePesley said: Yep and 8081 to find out what the time was! What was the number you rang to hear the latest chart songs being played down the phone? I'm sure I didn't imagine that You can get that while you stew on hold to Scottish Power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 48 minutes ago, Ewetube said: I'm sure if parents forced their kids to wipe their arses with this stuff nowadays they'd soon be on child cruelty charges. I'm sure I could do them under trading standards for referring to that ***** as "tissue". The first time I ever encountered this I honestly thought it was some kind of accident or possibly a sick joke. It's like trying to dry the dishes with a sheet of kitchen foil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 12 minutes ago, Anon said: I'm sure I could do them under trading standards for referring to that ***** as "tissue". The first time I ever encountered this I honestly thought it was some kind of accident or possibly a sick joke. It's like trying to dry the dishes with a sheet of kitchen foil. They failed at advertising. If they had used the tagline "See how much more I get off with Izal" we would still be using it today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Can only think of former Ram McLeod when Izal is mentioned. On another note, another poo thread. And Dave hasn't even contributed yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Ewetube said: I'm sure if parents forced their kids to wipe their arses with this stuff nowadays they'd soon be on child cruelty charges. It's still availble in supermarkets. WHO BUYS IT???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 i remember most streets in town being gravel roads, i remember milk stores for dairy products and bread, i recall with horror school dentists, as i remember i was good with a sling shot, i remember school classes for the unruly and being in one, i remember sheep in people's back gardens, i remember oranges, bananas and apples being the only fruits available when they were available, i remember a caramel and strawberry milk shake being a religious experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 24 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's still availble in supermarkets. WHO BUYS IT???? @Ewetubefor one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 29, 2017 Author Share Posted January 29, 2017 DO you remember saving up your pocket money/paper round money to be able to go to Boots and buy a tape cassette with a game on it, and then you'd get it home and play it constantly, even if it was in actual fact a bit rubbish and it fitted in 48k of memory? My youngest just filled a 16gb SD card on his Kindle Fire in the space of a morning by downloading game after game instantly, playing them for about 10 seconds and realising they were all toss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 On 27/01/2017 at 14:41, Anon said: I'm sure I could do them under trading standards for referring to that ***** as "tissue". The first time I ever encountered this I honestly thought it was some kind of accident or possibly a sick joke. It's like trying to dry the dishes with a sheet of kitchen foil. Kinell I remember that from Alvaston and Boulton school, wonder if we could sue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 I remember collecting Barr pop bottles when they were building the A38 and cashing them in for a 2p mix up or a lucky bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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