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Inverurie Ram
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So we're redoing my wardrobe
Fulham, well he's had enough
I'm gonna fill up my closet
With brand new Chris Martin love
Oh, just the ones to hold me tight
His Number 9 shirt keeps me warm at night
I'm redoing my wardrobe
With brand new Chris Martin love................

 

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30 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said:

And when he starts scoring again for Derby.

"Ninos a heart attack"

"Ninos a heart attack"

"Ninos a heart attack"

"Ninos a heart attack"

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PS.......Ninos Happy New Year, we all love ya, keep the faith, and plenty of veg and fruit and exercise for 2017.

 

Fruit ? Meat veg and nuts and blueberries ... that's it baby.  Same to you ! 

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As a Derby man hes wise

To the lies in the Pearson eyes

And he don't get fooled by the contract rules 

Cos he always reads between the lines.

 

And he always get his way 

Goes on strike for the Derby way

When he goes down hard it's a yellow card

And this is what we say.

 

Oh, you don't get Chris he belongs to the Derby,

You don't get Chris he belongs to the Derby,

You don't get Chris he belongs to the Derby,

Until the day he dies, till the day he dies

*Unless he gets a spunking deal elsewhere, obvs.

 

 

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He Dives when he wants he dives when he wants, Chrissy Martin he dives when he wants.

Verse2 - He moans when he wants....

Verse 3 - He plays when he wants ....

 

After reading another fans forum about him, makes me realise what a t0$$er he actually is.

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I never ever ever ever thought I'd be suggestion we sing a Cliff Richard song at Pride Park, but it has to be done.

Daddy's Home!

  • He's our Chris
  • He's our wardrobe
  • He's the Ram of our dreams
  • And we'd like to thank him
  • For coming back to Derby
  • Martin's home (wow wow wow wow)
  • Martin's home to stay

 

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4 minutes ago, Carl Sagan said:

I never ever ever ever thought I'd be suggestion we sing a Cliff Richard song at Pride Park, but it has to be done.

Daddy's Home!

  • He's our Chris
  • He's our wardrobe
  • He's the Ram of our dreams
  • And we'd like to thank him
  • For coming back to Derby
  • Martin's home (wow wow wow wow)
  • Martin's home to stay

 

No. Just no.

One day....

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On 02/01/2017 at 00:29, MrsRam said:

No. Just no.

One day....

My "Daddy's Home" is pure genius, but if you don't like it the obvious easy alternative is:

He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming

Martin's coming home

Would give me goosebumps to hear that echoing round Pride Park. Chrissy wants to be loved and he'd feel it too,

 

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