bigbadbob Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 4 hours ago, ramit said: i had a dream two nights before the England game that i had been chosen for the Iceland squad, but my role was to scrub the floors and clear the drains and as i was busy doing that Kolbeinn Sigþórsson walked past me talking with Lars Lagerback. Lars said it was 4 and Kolbeinn replied i thought it was 2 boss, no 4 said Lars. Kolbeinn scored the winning goal but i was mystified as to what the four stood for until i watched the goal in slow motion and saw that Hart got 4 fingers on the ball as it went in. Two nights ago i dreamed a house was burning down and i called the emergency number which is 112 here and they asked what number the house was and i looked and saw it was 104, so either we will win the game 0-4 or 1-0 and get into the last 4. Either way the French won't stand a chance tonight, Óðinn, Þór and the other mighty gods will see to it and the elves and trolls will help when needed. i almost feel pity for the French, they have no idea what they are up against. Áfram Ísland! At least we know the relevance of 4 now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 minute ago, ramit said: France to win the Cup, that's the best we can hope for at this stage. They are really punishing us and i'm swallowing humble pie, let that be clear, i talked big and pride comes before a fall and all that. Wow just wow Don't worry you have done well to get to this stage. Mind you did have an easy passage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Vegas Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Just now, ramit said: France to win the Cup, that's the best we can hope for at this stage. They are really punishing us and i'm swallowing humble pie, let that be clear, i talked big and pride comes before a fall and all that. Wow just wow Iceland and their supporters have every right to feel pride at what you've achieved. Losing to a superb France side, even if it ends up being a heavy thrashing, is nothing to be ashamed of. You've beaten England and Holland en route to get this far, which is far more impressive than anything England has achieved this side of the millennium at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 They will be too busy sitting on a beach or polishing there crystal bathrooms - say no more..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Just now, bigbadbob said: At least we know the relevance of 4 now I was thinking 10 - 4 if Iceland can score 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 3, 2016 Author Share Posted July 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Gritters said: One thing is for sure I hope the England flops are watching this. We wanted to make you feel better by putting in a performance against France, but... England will rise again, Iceland will too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 3, 2016 Author Share Posted July 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, bigbadbob said: At least we know the relevance of 4 now Huh, it might be 4 more but hopefully you're right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, Gritters said: One thing is for sure I hope the England flops are watching this. They will be too busy sitting on a beach or polishing there crystal bathrooms - say no more..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Tbf not many predicted France would turn it on like this. They've been hit and miss so far. France Germany is tough to call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 3, 2016 Author Share Posted July 3, 2016 Am done crying, am just laughing now, nothing else to do. Bring on all the subs, give Eiður some playing time in his last match for the team, may as well. Where the heck did my wife hide the booze.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCArmy Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 England's players too busy taking selfies and gelling up their hair to give a flying f***. That nivea advert with Henderson says it all about modern football, a bunch of little mary's with no balls between their legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gritters said: One thing is for sure I hope the England flops are watching this. Well Glenda Hoddle is, Gary Linekar is Alan Shearer is, Lee Dixon is, Ian Wright is, Martin Keogh is and making a load more dosh for stating the obvious and constantly prattling on about England when there not even there, and as for Wazza and Woy they"ll be on their holidays not giving a monkeys chuff because it won't be long before they are sat on the Telly, telling us all how it should be done etc, whilst some of us watch the footie with the TV on mute, as for the main presenter on ITV, well we'd all be better off down the zoo, what next Ryan Giggs getting a regular seat on the telly and getting paid even more dosh for his wonderful charisma, yeah keep it in the family of football and all that...............C'mon Iceland just throw the ball in the net several times from throw ins, and it looks like France are up for it according to the ITV pundit..........time for a brew and time to put the mute button back on, no wonder the rest of the world hates us, when our commentators speak cobblers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 The fight back begins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 3, 2016 Author Share Posted July 3, 2016 That's better 4-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 It happened in Escape To Victory... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCArmy Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 France have totally switched off lol. Good for Iceland to score a couple here though. 4-2 wouldn't seem so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 3, 2016 Author Share Posted July 3, 2016 Well that was short joy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCArmy Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Giroud's found his level tonight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 3, 2016 Author Share Posted July 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, G STAR RAM said: It happened in Escape To Victory... You made me laugh there, wish we had Stallone in goal i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, ramit said: You made me laugh there, wish we had Stallone in goal i think Russell Osman in defence though? Think you've already proved no Englishmen are good enough to grace your team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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