AndyinLiverpool Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I try to do as much as possible sitting down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Sitting , tho i do ock me arse over the handbasin and give it a good wash too .. then dry it on the face towel .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shang Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Really funny video about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicME85 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Through the middle I'm literally laughing out loud reading through this thread ! I thought it would catch Daveo's attention when I mentioned the debate on another forum in his "Some toilets are badly designed" thread. So many stories came out of it that had us laughing out loud. Going to have to go back to the thread and share that debate video now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicME85 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 All this **** talking in this forum has lead to me seeing an advert for a well known brand of nappies.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 All this talk of poo is making me fancy a poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Why do I keep opening this thread?. It's full of **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Home - sitOut - hover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 On 27 October 2015 at 20:07:18, Mostyn6 said: I cannot envisage how you could give yourself a proper clean whilst standing. To stand has got to be much cleaner. Bum is tighter so both sides (and beyond) cleaned more thoroughly. Plus it is good to check for healthy colour and clean paper. Another advantage of course is after a long session, to stand and wipe allows circulation to return to numb parts, negating the risk of falling flat on ones face with loss of leg feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 6 minutes ago, bcnram said: To stand has got to be much cleaner. Bum is tighter so both sides (and beyond) cleaned more thoroughly. Plus it is good to check for healthy colour and clean paper. Another advantage of course is after a long session, to stand and wipe allows circulation to return to numb parts, negating the risk of falling flat on ones face with loss of leg feeling. some of us have buttocks, you have to dig in for cleanliness, surely easier leaning forward whilst sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 3 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: some of us have buttocks, you have to dig in for cleanliness, surely easier leaning forward whilst sitting 3 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: Maybe it's an age thing. I grab any opportunity for exercise these days. Stand and wipe rather than a leisurely lean and wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Never even tried wiping whilst still sat down, not sure I've got the required flexibility. Leaning all your weight on one arsecheek whilst reaching under yourself with one arm sounds like a catastrophe waiting to happen, an arm/hand covered in **** or even the potential for a loss of balance. I can just imagine it now, a lean too far, a fall, your head cracks against the wall. Someone finds your corpse, bloody head and shitty arse on full display. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 you'd never live it down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Fantastic thread. Makes you proud to be part of this forum. Shall we discuss tagnuts and dangleberries next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 There is a way to do it standing up without getting into an almighty brown mess. I've started a campaign to popularise the art. I've called it Safe Standing Who is with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Sit down!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.