Day Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 When you wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I have never considered standing as an option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Used to stand, now I sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Be a bit awkward for the Butler wouldn't it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 Neither did I, come on @Tombo who taught you how to wipe stood up you filthy animal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I didn't even know anyone did it sitting down until a few months ago. I was astounded, I didn't even consider it an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Stood. I'm stunned at all the sitters, I wouldn't even know how to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicME85 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I don't get how you can get all the **** off your a*se if you wipe standing up. Maybe I just do really messy ***** compared to you guys, or have really flabby a*se cheeks or something.the thought of someone standing up to wipe their arse like some sort of jockey riding an invisble thoroughbred has me choking. ludicrous. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 Stood. I'm stunned at all the sitters, I wouldn't even know how to do it. Just like when you fart sat down, lean on to one cheek, give it a wipe, drop in the pan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Just like when you fart sat down, lean on to one cheek, give it a wipe, drop in the pan Have I been doing it wrong? I wipe from behind... Not the side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsilks Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Even my 2 year old daughter and 3 year old boy sit down when I wipe their backsides. If you stand, then surely the faeces sticks together, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Can I have an option to start sat down and sometimes finish standing up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicME85 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Even my 2 year old daughter and 3 year old boy sit down when I wipe their backsides. If you stand, then surely the faeces sticks together, doesn't it?Smushed all over the cheeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Standing up is the new sitting down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Sit.Geniuenly didn't know standing and wiping was a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I cannot envisage how you could give yourself a proper clean whilst standing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Stand. Never considered sitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiddingsRam Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm literally laughing out loud reading through this thread ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Standing. To be fair the dog has got no chance if I am sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Oh dear....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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