Srg Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I think he could be the answer to the Martin back-up conundrum. Eventually, given a chance, he definitely could displace him.His first touch is second to none and his finishing ability is phenomenal. His positioning is top notch and he effortlessly finds himself in goal-scoring positions, a bit like Darren Bent.Don't really know why we should waste money on Bent's wages when we have this goal-poaching demon back in the fold. Plus his head is really shiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouRams Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I think he could be the answer to the Martin back-up conundrum. Eventually, given a chance, he definitely could displace him.His first touch is second to none and his finishing ability is phenomenal. His positioning is top notch and he effortlessly finds himself in goal-scoring positions, a bit like Darren Bent.Don't really know why we should waste money on Bent's wages when we have this goal-poaching demon back in the fold. Plus his head is really shiny.Can you share what you've been on please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 have you been drinking at 9.30am ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram of Steel Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I suppose his head is rather shiny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 So after the success of the Simon Dawkins Man Love Brigade, what you're trying to tell me is that absolutely no one wants in on the Sammon Honour and Idolisation Team (S.H.I.T.)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouRams Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 As much as id cheer if we even got £1 for him this summer, I found myself saying when we had no strikers last season "id even take King Conor back" now. If he wasn't on the reported £12k a week id keep him as a squad player, on that wage he is stealing a living! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 are you of the homosexuality type person I often hear about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelTheRam Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Might not be the best striker but we should have recalled him as soon as Bent got injured, instead of playing JR in that position.Why did we wait until 2 games from the end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robglosta Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I'd rather we got Kenny Miller back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Ram Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 his finishing ability is phenomenal.I agree. He's really good at toe-pokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I'd rather we got Kenny Miller back.We'd be better off with Kenny Everett and he's no good either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 We'd be better off with Kenny Everett and he's no good either.Not only no good but not even alive!poor old Conor doesn't half get some stick on here - he was our marque signing about 4 years ago. And he's ex-prem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Can we just put a wig on him and tell forest that his name is Jamie Ward and shuffle wardy back on the QT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Is this a serious thread? Feel like the idiot for asking but I have no clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 This forum's incredible at spotting sarcasm and irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 I am in the process of creating an application form for membership into the Sammon Honour and Idolisation Team.Membership is obviously free, but there's a strict vetting process as I am not into time wasters. I need to know you're a true S.H.I.T.-er before you get your membership card.I will need the following questions answered:1. Do you believe you need footballing ability to be a footballer, or is being an athlete enough?2. One thing no one can question of the Messiah is his footballing instincts, but how would you improve his game?3. Do you believe being follicly challenged hinders world domination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I think he could be the answer to the Martin back-up conundrum. Eventually, given a chance, he definitely could displace him.His first touch is second to none and his finishing ability is phenomenal. His positioning is top notch and he effortlessly finds himself in goal-scoring positions, a bit like Darren Bent.Don't really know why we should waste money on Bent's wages when we have this goal-poaching demon back in the fold. Plus his head is really shiny.Well I thought he did ok against milwall and was surprised he didn't get game time against reading. But he would defo be third choice behind a fit martin and bent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Were probably going to have to keep him, with Clough down the job centre we will be very short of takers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 1. Do you believe you need footballing ability to be a footballer, or is being an athlete enough?2. One thing no one can question of the Messiah is his footballing instincts, but how would you improve his game?3. Do you believe being follicly challenged hinders world domination?1. I don't believe you even need to be an athlete... Guts and Heart are enough2. What's Bucko got to do with this?3. No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 1. Getting in for training on time is yme mark of a pro and gets in my team. 2. The ability to randomly push oposition players and to fall down. Be excellent at your strengths. 3. Unless you're biblical like Sampson's hair or Bucko's beard, the extra light photons give you a vital edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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