Chris Mills Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 All, I have taken some time away from the forum to mull over what went wrong this season. I know you have all been missing me and this forum has been a miserable place without my wit. During my time off I sat down alone for 7 days and 7 nights in a dark room lit by one candle living off nothing but Jammy Dodgers with the Derby county players faces stuck to them. That is when it came to me. You have all thought it, but dare not speak. But now it is time to come forward. It is clear that we didn't get promoted for one reason and one reason only...Buxtons Beard was gone. I am not sure whether he misplaced it, it was stolen from him or he traded it to cover his rent but all I know is that it has cost us promotion. Therefore, Jake owes the fans and the rest of the club facial hair growth for the rest of his Derby daysPlease sign the below petition to bring back Buxton. Bring back the beard! https://www.change.org/p/derby-county-football-club-jake-buxton-bring-back-buxtons-beard?just_created=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 yes, oh how I missed you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEL Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Is this a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Such banter innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Is this a joke? Is this a serious post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Is this a joke? I don't think our promotion chances being thrown away is a joke, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scarlet Pimpernel Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Is this a joke? No .....................Its a Jake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I think Bucko realised that a load of feckless hipsters had jumped on the big beard bandwagon and refused to be associated with them in any way shape or form. I won't sign the petition because trying to force Jake Buxton to do anything against his will will only end in tears for you. Your best option is to shave/kill all hipsters so Jake can reclaim the beard for real men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Make sure after you sign it you share it on all your social media, stick it to lampposts in your local area and post flyers to your neighbours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernow Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Can't believe 7 people have taken the time to sign it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Can't believe 7 people have taken the time to sign itDo your bit for the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 "Some beards are so full of poo they are as dirty as toilets"Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/#ixzz3a84X4rzu" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloughandtaylor Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Don't want him, never mind his beard.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramos Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I tell you now if there is ever a WWIII and we all have to go to war, Bucko will lead us to victory. There will be a biopic in cinemas in the year 2040 with George Clooney JR playing Buckos rise from burton to planting the British flag in *insert enemy territoryGoddammit posted this in the wrong bloody thread! I'm better than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 I tell you now if there is ever a WWIII and we all have to go to war, Bucko will lead us to victory. There will be a biopic in cinemas in the year 2040 with George Clooney JR playing Buckos rise from burton to planting the British flag in *insert enemy territoryGoddammit posted this in the wrong bloody thread! I'm better than thisI assume insert enemy territory is the polite way of saying Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Do want him, never mind, let's celebrate and all grow beards and drink beer.Super Rams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Jake doesn't need a beard to scare the strikers, a quick glance suffices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramos Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I assume insert enemy territory is the polite way of saying Germany. And you wonder why we never signed the german centre back when this is kind of thing is in your mind!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I am not sure whether he misplaced it, it was stolen from him or he traded it to cover his rent but all I know is that it has cost us promotion. Therefore, Jake owes the fans and the rest of the club facial hair growth for the rest of his Derby days I heard something about him scorching it off with a cup of coffee or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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