TigerTedd Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Young man, there's no need to feel down.I believe the correct joke to insert here is...to go with the bournemouth branded Indian headress, police helmet and DPM cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I believe the correct joke to insert here is...to go with the bournemouth branded Indian headress, police helmet and DPM cap. I thought it was as funny as Boycie's "did you get any engine numbers", if not more so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I went in and wanted one thing for my as yet unborn son (don't tell anyone, it's a secret). His sister has a sheep that is her favourite in the world. It's a cheap sheep that came free with some shampoo, probably stuffed with razor blades, totally irreplaceable. We thought it would be fitting of the boy had a ram, to go with his sisters sheep, and to start his love of DCFC good and early. There are a few cuddly toys in the shop, but not one flipping ram. I can get a monkey with a Rams logo on, or a bear. But we're not called the monkeys, or the Bears. Just made me realise that nothing is done bespoke for us. Everything is just made in a big factory in China and at the end of production they either stamp a magpie on it, a pair of hippocampi or a ram. Illusions shattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I thought it was as funny as Boycie's "did you get any engine numbers", if not more so.We need a joke of the week thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robglosta Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 How about some Rams glasses? Two varieties: half empty or half full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 How about some Rams glasses? Two varieties: half empty or half full. I thought you meant glasses as in spectacles. We could sell rose-tinted ones. Or ones where the wearer is blinded by their hate for a chosen scapegoat. Put me down for an order on "Keogh-hatred lenses".* *Does not represent my actual feelings on Richard Keogh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetness34 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Should take a leaf out the Americans book. I've seen you can buy Dallas Cowboys Duct Tape Was just in Dallas last week and had a nosey at the Mavericks stuff in their shop.. Pretty impressive. When I was in Wisconsin you could buy just about anything imaginable branded with the Green Bay Packers logo or fashioned to look as though it was made of cheese including a full set of golf clubs, screw drivers, gnomes, BBQs, toasters etc and that's off the top of my head. If anyone knows how to do Merchandise it's the Americans! Al I would like is a Baseball cap with the Ram on it, is that too much to ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 It is the end of the season, be waiting for the new season to restock with generic t shirts you'd see in Primark with a Ram slapped on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 We could sell Lee Grant mittens, Jeff Hendrick condoms, and Richard Keogh hard hats?Richard Keogh Slippers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Richard Keogh Slippers? Or Richard Keogh posters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Its hardly what i'd call a megastore,more of a kind of alright store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Its hardly what i'd call a megastore,more of a kind of alright storeThey only have mega stores in the north west. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robglosta Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I'm trying to get my hands on one of the 2-4 drubbing t-shirts from the QPR game a while back - anyone know where I might find one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I'm trying to get my hands on one of the 2-4 drubbing t-shirts from the QPR game a while back - anyone know where I might find one? I think @Mostyn6 still has one. What a PR disaster that was. Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 The range of merchandise is embarrassingly bad. I've been in there loads of times & then left empty handed. I have a voucher that my parents gave me last year & haven't been able to spend it yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Bloomers Washing Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Notts Forest doormats or Notts Forest toilet paper?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VulcanRam Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I would like Derby County anal beads. Or any kind of anal bead. wouldn't be the first time you've had a Ram up your arse :0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Notts Forest doormats or Notts Forest toilet paper??They sell out of disappointment every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 wouldn't be the first time you've had a Ram up your arse :0 I knew I recognised your name. Glad the DVD arrived ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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