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In the States...one who is damn good at a sport.

In Brighton, in the "bonny and happy" community you could be a baller or a tonguer. Now I am not one to start rumours, and besides I have no mates to share this with, but just perhaps Jordon was discouraged by his teammates from joining in with goal hugs?

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Why are you bringing me into this? I've not even commented on this whole thread. I've heard no information (or I'd have posted it). Not everyone telling a story is lying Eddie, some people do know some people. Not everyone sits at home getting pissed, some people mingle/network/socialise.

 

That said, I have no interest in this non-story. We never owned Ibe, he was enigmatic at best, he's back at his owner's training ground. The End.

Yeah but what about the moon landings?

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To needlessly add to the debate....

 

at the Norwich home game before christmas i was on a jolly, tour of the dressing rooms, meal etc. The kits were all out ready for the early kick off and Jordan's peg was in a corner with no one within a couple of yards of his place.

 

Our jovial host told us that Ibe liked his "privacy" and didn't join in the usual banter hence his kit being as isolated as possible in a smallish dressing room.

 

When asked why was that, the host told us "its just how he is, footballers are funny sometimes".

 

I'm sure we could concoct an entire conspiracy theory based on that somehow.

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To needlessly add to the debate....

 

at the Norwich home game before christmas i was on a jolly, tour of the dressing rooms, meal etc. The kits were all out ready for the early kick off and Jordan's peg was in a corner with no one within a couple of yards of his place.

 

Our jovial host told us that Ibe liked his "privacy" and didn't join in the usual banter hence his kit being as isolated as possible in a smallish dressing room.

 

When asked why was that, the host told us "its just how he is, footballers are funny sometimes".

 

I'm sure we could concoct an entire conspiracy theory based on that somehow.

 

a) Ibe had terrible body odour.

b) Ibe tended to get a bit "handsy".

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Looking down the lists of topics in the transfer section of this forum, I have counted 13 names within topic titles of players we are linked with, interested in or are signing.  Not one of them has graced Derby may I add.

 

Assuming, Eddie, this forum is not to be used for posting rumours or ITK idle gossip, what the bleeding hell is the forum for?

 

Does it make your little penis hard attacking people on internet forums hiding behind the comfort of your keyboard, just for posting something they had heard and had been told was true?

 

Another rumour I heard was that Ibe had a big bust up with Bryson because Bryson gave Ibe a 5 finger shuffle but refused to wipe up afterwards, Martin suffers with OCD and this messed with his head (he watched), he grassed Ibe up to McLaren who has sent Ibe back for being a ******.  Ibe tried to tell McLaren he wasn't the ******, Bryson was, but the damage was done.  ITK.

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Another rumour I heard was that Ibe had a big bust up with Bryson because Bryson gave Ibe a 5 finger shuffle but refused to wipe up afterwards, Martin suffers with OCD and this messed with his head (he watched), he grassed Ibe up to McLaren who has sent Ibe back for being a ******.  Ibe tried to tell McLaren he wasn't the ******, Bryson was, but the damage was done.  ITK.

I am not sure this can be true can it? Someone who spends a lot of time rolling over in mud and grass can't have OCD can they? It might explain Martin's bulk I suppose - perhaps he plays with a can of Mr Muscle strapped to his torso?

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Looking down the lists of topics in the transfer section of this forum, I have counted 13 names within topic titles of players we are linked with, interested in or are signing.  Not one of them has graced Derby may I add.

 

Assuming, Eddie, this forum is not to be used for posting rumours or ITK idle gossip, what the bleeding hell is the forum for?

 

Does it make your little penis hard attacking people on internet forums hiding behind the comfort of your keyboard, just for posting something they had heard and had been told was true?

 

Another rumour I heard was that Ibe had a big bust up with Bryson because Bryson gave Ibe a 5 finger shuffle but refused to wipe up afterwards, Martin suffers with OCD and this messed with his head (he watched), he grassed Ibe up to McLaren who has sent Ibe back for being a ******.  Ibe tried to tell McLaren he wasn't the ******, Bryson was, but the damage was done.  ITK.

Got out of bed the wrong side?

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Oh and apart from visiting the Bull and Bush for pool night 10 year ago, thankfully I aint ever been to the streets of Mackworth either.

 

Chadd all the way.

That explains everything.

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